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Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion
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Superman and Martian Manhunter discuss alien fashion
Justice League of America core members forming a heart! Yay! i had a lot of fun making this print, and I hope to debut and sell it soon! <3
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You all love the JLA interacting with the Bat Family so how about the Bat Kids meeting the JLA for the first time?
Dick: Hi 😊
Barry: So that's a... kid
Bruce: He's my protege.
Clark, floating over: Hi 😊
Dick: Oh my god, it's Superman 😭😭😭 Batman, it's Superman
Clark, tears brimming in his eyes as he hugs Dick: A baby
Hal: Jeez, what the hell? did you knock up some one nightstand, Bats? The hell is that thing? Where's it's mom?
Dick: She fell-
Hal: I bet that's what she said.
Dick: -from a trapeze... She died
Hal:
Clark: *hugging Dick tighter, eyes glowing at Hal*
Diana, squishing Jason's face: This one has the squishiest face.
Jason, almost in tears: I love you Wonder Woman
Diana, whispering: I would die for you.
Clark: *scuffing his shoes because this Robin hasn't even looked over at him*
Tim: Hi I'm... Robin?
Oliver: You don't sound sure.
Tim, deepening his voice: I'm Robin.
Oliver, who knows his friend lost a kid and this kid is helping him through it: Yes you are. Do you want an Oreo, dear?
Stephanie, hands on hips: I am Robin.
Hal: But you're a girl?
Diana:
Dinah:
Shiera:
Kara:
Carol:
Tatsu:
Zatanna:
The Entire Nation of Themyscira: so you have chosen death.
Damian: I am Robin, son of the Bat.
Hal: That's cute but -
Damian: Silence, worm.
Barry: *chuckling*
Damian: You too.
Clark: Now, wait a minute, Robin-
Damian: *opening his pocket where there is an eerie green glow*
Clark:
Arthur, arriving with a jar: Sorry I'm late, I just-
Damian: is that... Is that a seahorse?
Arthur: um, yes, buddy. He's just feeling under the weather.
Damian: Is it environmental? Perhaps he has a virus? Can I help?
Arthur: Environmental, poor guy got some oil on him. He will he fine. I'm taking him home later. Do you want to hold the jar while I sit in on this meeting?
Damian: *grabby hands*
Arthur: He's a nice boy.
JLA:
Damian, whispering to the jar: I will avenge you, Bucephelus.
Bruce, holding Cass's hand: This is my daughter. Yes, she was an assassin and yes, she is rehabilitated. You will treat her with respect.
Cass: *tugging Bruce's hand*
Bruce: *leaning down*
Cass:
Bruce: She loves your hairslide, Dinah.
Dinah: Thanks.
Cass: 😊
Barbara, seated at the JLA meeting table: I'm covering for Batman. He's busy with Gotham business. He would like to-
Guy Gardener: Sorry but who the fuck gives you the right to-
Babs, not even looking up: You're talking a lot of shit for somebody who doesn't know where Iowa was.
Guy: How did you-?
Babs: I'm Oracle. Now, unless you have something worthy to contribute I would exercise that willpower and shut the fuck up.
Wally: Get his ass, Babs.
Babs: Wally, I know what you searched on your phone last night. You're in no position to laugh. Or judge. Frankly, I was disturbed.
Wally:
Babs: Now, as I was saying-
Barry: You're not a Robin?
Duke: No, I'm The Signal.
Clark: He's a meta. He glows.
Arthur:
Barry:
Dinah:
J'onn:
Zatanna:
Victor:
Billy:
Diana:
JLA: ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
Bruce’s Father Aura is so powerful that the ‘Full Government Name’ attack effects people who aren’t even his children.
Batman was once scolding Robin for sneaking out in the middle of winter without proper clothing and Superman stood up to defend Robin.
Batman just fixed him with a look, squared his shoulders and said
“Clark Joseph Kent. Sit down.”
And SUPERMAN was SAT.
The rest of the League was SHOOK.
Bruce: The next agenda item—
(His phone buzzes.)
Bruce: ...
(He silences it.)
Diana: Everything alright?
Bruce: Yes.
Hal: You're lying.
Bruce: I am.
Barry: Who's calling Batman during a Justice League meeting?
Bruce: It's nothing.
(The phone immediately starts ringing again.)
Bruce: ...
Clark: You should probably answer it.
Bruce: They'll stop.
(The phone stops ringing.)
Bruce: See?
(It starts ringing a third time.)
Bruce: ...
Arthur: That sounds urgent.
Bruce: It isn't.
J'onn: Batman.
Bruce: J'onn.
J'onn: Your heartbeat indicates resignation, not concern.
Bruce: Correct.
Hal: Oh, now I really want to know who's calling.
(The phone rings a fourth time.)
Bruce: Excuse me.
(He answers.)
Bruce: What.
Seven voices at once: BRUCE!!
Bruce: Why are you yelling?
Dick: JASON STARTED A FIRE!
Jason: I DID NOT!
Steph: HE ABSOLUTELY DID!
Jason: IT'S BARELY A FIRE!
Tim: THAT IS NOT HOW FIRES WORK!
Damian: Todd has committed arson.
Jason: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Cass: Big fire.
Duke: Like... really big fire.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Define "big."
Jason: That's subjective.
Bruce: Jason.
Jason: Bigger than a toaster.
Tim: It's in the kitchen.
Bruce: Jason.
Jason: The old kitchen.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: What happened to the kitchen?
Jason: Depends who you ask.
Steph: IT EXPLODED.
Jason: "Exploded" is a strong word.
Tim: THE OVEN IS IN THE POOL.
Arthur: ...How?
Bruce: I don't know, Arthur.
Dick: Bruce, don't be mad.
Bruce: Richard.
Dick: Jason—
Jason: Don't throw me under the bus!
Dick: You drove the bus into the house!
Bruce: Stop.
Everyone: ...
Bruce: One person speaks.
Everyone: ...
Bruce: Now.
Everyone: ...
Bruce: Fine. Damian.
Damian: Todd attempted to prepare garlic bread.
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Jason.
Jason: In my defense—
Bruce: No.
Jason: Fair.
Damian: He neglected to remove the packaging.
Jason: I forgot.
Steph: IT WAS PLASTIC.
Jason: I KNOW THAT NOW.
Tim: Then he panicked.
Duke: Then Dick panicked because Jason panicked.
Dick: Jason was yelling "IT'S FINE!"
Jason: It WAS fine.
Cass: Wasn't.
Tim: Then Steph grabbed the fire extinguisher.
Steph: Like a responsible adult.
Tim: She sprayed Jason.
Steph: He was closest.
Jason: I WAS NOT THE FIRE!
Steph: You were emotionally the fire.
Clark: *snorts*
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: Sorry.
Hal: Don't apologize. This is incredible.
Barry: Wait, is that everyone?
Bruce: Unfortunately.
Dick: Hi, League!
Steph: Is this on speaker?!
Bruce: No.
Hal: It is now.
(Hal taps the speaker button before Bruce can stop him.)
Bruce: Hal.
Hal: You're welcome, Spooky.
Dick: Hi, Hal!
Hal: Hi, Dick!
Barry: Hey, is Wally there?
Dick: Yeah, he's helping Alfred.
Barry: Can I say hi?
Bruce: Barry—
Dick: WALLY! YOUR UNCLE IS ON THE PHONE!
Wally, somewhere in the distance: TELL HIM I'M BUSY TRYING TO SAVE JASON FROM ALFRED!
Jason: SAVE ME!
Alfred, faintly: You are not escaping, Master Jason.
Jason: BRUCE, HELP.
Bruce: No.
Clark: That's fair.
Jason: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FATHER.
Bruce: I am.
Jason: ACT LIKE IT.
Bruce: I am.
Jason: THIS ISN'T SUPPORTIVE.
Bruce: Neither was the kitchen.
Barry: I'm crying.
Hal: Bruce has seven children and somehow none of them know how to cook.
Tim: Excuse me.
Hal: You know how?
Tim: No.
Hal: Thought so.
Damian: Pennyworth forbids us from entering the kitchen unattended.
Arthur: That's... concerning.
Steph: We have color-coded privilege levels.
Diana: Color-coded?
Cass: Green. Can cook.
Duke: Yellow. Can make sandwiches.
Dick: Orange. Supervised cooking.
Tim: Red. Absolutely not.
Barry: Which one is Jason?
Everyone on the phone: BLACK.
Jason: RUDE.
Steph: It literally says "If Jason enters the kitchen, notify Alfred immediately."
Hal: There's a sign?
Dick: Laminated.
Clark: Bruce..?
Bruce: I didn't make the sign.
Alfred, louder now: I did.
League: ...
Alfred: It has significantly reduced insurance claims.
Arthur: Insurance claims?!
Tim: You'd be amazed.
Jason: ONE TIME.
Cass: Nine.
Jason: Details.
Hal: This is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
Bruce: I fail to see the humor.
Clark: I don't.
Bruce: Of course you don't.
Clark: They're adorable.
Bruce: They are committing property damage.
Clark: Together.
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: Listen to them. They're calling you because they trust you.
Bruce: They're calling me because the oven is in the pool.
Clark: Still counts.
Barry: Aww.
Hal: Oh my God.
Arthur: He's smiling.
Diana: He absolutely is.
Clark: I'm not.
J'onn: You are.
Clark: Fine. Maybe a little.
Hal: Superman thinks Batman's disaster children are cute.
Barry: Write that down.
Clark: They are cute.
Bruce: They are twenty-five percent cute and seventy-five percent expensive.
Dick: We heard that!
Bruce: Good.
Steph: Rude!
Jason: I think we're at least forty percent cute.
Damian: I refuse to be categorized with these barbarians.
Cass: Cute.
Damian: ...
Damian: Acceptable.
Clark: See?
Bruce: Don't encourage them.
Clark: I can't help it.
Hal: Dude, you're whipped.
Clark: Am not.
Barry: You absolutely are.
Clark: Bruce is a great dad.
Hal: Bruce's children just called him because one of them accidentally launched an oven into a swimming pool.
Clark: Exactly.
Barry: Explain.
Clark: They knew he'd know what to do.
Bruce: I do know what to do.
Dick: Really?
Bruce: Yes.
Dick: Great, what do we do?
Bruce: Put Alfred on the phone.
(A brief shuffle.)
Alfred: Good afternoon, sir.
Bruce: Is everyone alive?
Alfred: Miraculously.
Bruce: Is the Manor still standing?
Alfred: Mostly.
Bruce: Is anyone seriously injured?
Alfred: Master Jason's pride has suffered catastrophic damage.
Jason: ALFRED!
Alfred: Other than that, no.
Bruce: Excellent. Handle it however you see fit.
Jason: WAIT, NO—
Bruce: I'll be home in an hour.
Alfred: Very good, sir.
(The call disconnects.)
The meeting room is completely silent.
Hal: I have one question.
Bruce: No.
Hal: How does this happen every week?
Bruce: Practice.
Barry: I want to come over sometime.
Bruce: No.
Clark: Can I?
Bruce: You already do.
Clark: True.
Hal: Seriously, Supes, you find that endearing?
Clark: Absolutely.
Barry: They called Bats like kids calling their dad because they broke something.
Clark: Exactly.
Arthur: They are all highly trained vigilantes.
Clark: Who still call B when they accidentally destroy the kitchen.
Diana: It is rather sweet.
Bruce: It is not sweet.
Clark: Bruce.
Bruce: Clark.
Clark: You answered on the fourth call.
Bruce: Because they only call that many times if it's important.
Hal: Or if Jason's cooking.
Bruce: Those are the same thing.
Clark: You didn't even ask if they were telling the truth.
Bruce: Because I already knew exactly who did it.
Barry: Without evidence?
Bruce: Jason said "in my defense" before I asked a single question.
Hal: Fair.
Clark, smiling at Bruce: You're a really good dad.
Bruce: ...
Hal: THERE'S THE SMILE.
Bruce: There is no smile.
Barry: Supes broke Batman.
Clark: I didn't break him.
Bruce, very quietly: We still need a new oven.
Clark: I'll buy you one.
Bruce: I know.
Hal: Oh, that's disgustingly domestic.
Barry: They're impossible.
Diana: They really are.
J'onn: It is, however, objectively adorable.
Bruce: The meeting is over.
Hal: We still have four agenda items.
Bruce: Not anymore.
Baby Danny vs Justice League Pt. 2
Martian Manhunter: hello, tiny infant
Danny: *pointing at him* G’een!
Martian Manhunter: *uncle mode unlocked* he’s the smartest creature on planet Earth maybe in all the solar systems—
~~~
Green Arrow: why’s he staring at me?
Danny: *just had Robin Hood book read to him by Jason with pictures* hmmmm
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Constantine: alright I’m here what do you need—
Danny: stinky! Stinky man! Ew! Stinky, stinky!
Constantine: *recognizes his aura as the ghost king* …yes, your majesty.
JL: ?????
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