Jan 30, 2024
What's the easiest and most efficient way to get you to shut up?
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What's the easiest and most efficient way to get you to shut up?
hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon
The shampoo Max uses smells like apples. And he'd never use two-in-one.
Why have you dated so many women named Georgina? What's up with that? Many questions here.
"That's a great question, but I'm afraid the answer isn't anything more exciting than 'proximity'," Max answers with a laugh, "I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm quite posh and, as a consequence, I've gone out with a lot of equally sloaney girls in my time. Several of them just happened to be called Georgina.
"If you think that's funny, remind me to tell you about the two Bunnies I used to go out with - one boy, one girl."
Whats your sexuality?
“Indiscriminate.”
Why are you such a pain in the ass?
“I don’t know, guess it just comes naturally to me,” he answers flatly, “Why’re you such a judgemental twat?”
what does your dream partner look like?
"God, I don't know... fit?" Max replies with a laugh, lifting one shoulder in a lazy shrug, "I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm not especially picky when it comes to sharing my bed. All I'm really looking for from the other person is an enthusiastic 'yes'."
But that isn't strictly true. While Max will (and does) sleep with anyone who'll have him, the question does bring a handful of desirable characteristics to the front of his brain - notably dark, curly hair and eyes like pools of honey.
headcanon 001. max makes a point of getting to know the staff at any establishment he frequents. he's friendly by nature, but his motives aren't entirely pure. maids, doormen, receptionists, bartenders - they see the evidence of your nights of debauchery, can place you at the scenes of crimes, know exactly who you've had inside your hotel room, and could easily ruin your life if pushed. so max tips well, and he minds his manners, hoping it will be enough to secure their silence.