#mdzs shitposting

[tridentariussy]

Wei Wuxian: this is my son A-Yuan 😄

Lan Wangji, about to escalate his how-to-court-Wei-Ying strategy to baby-trapping:

[twistedappletree]

[thatswhatsushesaid]

this only works if you 1) completely disregard canon timelines for the bit and 2) imagine sarah mclachlan singing 'angel' mournfully in the background like in one of those sad 1990s SPCA commercials

[mini-godzilla]

A mxtx crossover event where all the red-black characters had to fight, I believe, would result in a very interesting rock paper scissors scenario.

Wei Wuxian, being the Ghost Whisperer, could probably beat, or at the very least subdue Hua Cheng. We know Hua Cheng is weak to Ghost Stuff a la the Mount Tonglu opening incident, and Wei Wuxian has dealt with extremely powerful spirits in the past.

That being said, I think Hua Cheng could take Luo Binghe in a fight. This guy bested 33 heavenly officials, his swordplay is unmatched, and Luo Binghe is very powerful but I imagine that power comes with the side effect of very little finesse. Additionally his protagonist halo probably wouldn’t save him here since he’s not the only protagonist.

However, Luo Binghe would totally destroy Wei Wuxian. With his itty bitty Mo Xuanyu core he doesn’t stand a chance. Tearing through an army of the undead is the exact sort of op bullshit Binghe excels at, so that option is out too.

That being said, if their love interests are also fighting, Xie Lian bodies those fools. I’m sorry but even though Lan Wanji is excellent and SQQ is a peak lord, they do not stand a chance. Xie Lian’s favorite trick for 800 years was to break boulders on his chest while he had no access to any spiritual energy. Dude folded the heavenly emperor like a lawn chair. No contest.

[allegrabanner]

sometimes family is just you, your peerlessly serene but secretly feral autistic dad, your undead mad genius adhd gremlin necromancer dad, the lovably awkward reanimated corpse of your distant uncle, and the donkey your adhd dad stole from the family of the man who summoned his soul into his own body in order to enact vengeance on said family

[xxmiserysmilesxx]

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”

[kettledemon]

Meng Yao is not taking the surprise adoption well

Based on this post I made

[queenie-ofthe-void]

"If the Yiling Patriarch is truly back from the dead, he will raise an army of corpses and decimate the cultivation world as we know it!"

Wei Wuxian, fantasizing about Lan Wangji cooking, cleaning, and maintaining well-balanced finances so they can raise a kid together and maybe also start a vegetable garden: Wait, I'm supposed to be doing what exactly???