🔌 🐍❤️ Webheads bios: Melissa LuvBug
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A screenshot of LuvBug’s bio from the webheads site. It says “Bio for Melissa LuvBug” at the top. There is a picture of her below it, showing a doll with a white, bulky computer for a head, and a face of a sly looking white woman with red lipstick and blonde bangs inserted into the picture frame screen. She has a small tuft of blonde hair coming out of the top of her head, and is wearing a sleeveless red dress with a low neckline, and a logo of a white heart on the chest being wrapped up by a green snake, with the text ‘I love you’ written in the middle. She is also wearing red and black bracelets, and red shoes, and has a visible tattoo on her right arm. Her bio reads as follows:
Favorite Phrase: "Love, Love me Do, You Know I Love You"
Favorite Food: Hershey’s Chocolate Kisses
Favorite Website: 1-800-Flowers.com
Favorite Clothing: Mini-Skirts
Favorite Hobbies: Dating
Favorite Song: "Love is a Battlefield" - Pat Benetar
Perfect for photos of your Girlfriend, Wife, or new romantic interest!
“I LOVE YOU.” She is sweet and very, very tempting. But she has an edge to her that can be dangerous at times if she is not taken care of. She has a long track record of causing MEN, we mean programs, to perform erratically, produce incorrect results, or crash. The term bug was coined when a real insect was discovered to have fouled up one of the circuits of the first electronic computer. The Luv Bug is alluring.