#menstural cycle

[fretbored34]

"No, I'm actually going skydiving, could you just get me a pad with wings?"

[sugas6thtooth]

[awetistic-things]

me: i’ve been so down lately and life’s so messy 😢

*gets my period two days later*

[kitsuvil]

genshin impact period headcanons

kazuha, albedo, xiao, heizou, scaramouche

Kazuha

-when kazuha sees you in pain, hunched over from cramps, he knows exactly what to do. he didn’t grow up with someone who had their monthly cycle, but he purposefully went out of his way to learn what to do in moments like these when you guys started dating.

-he immediately takes you to bed, asking if there’s anything you need and forcing you to take care of yourself with the state you’re in, promising that he can take care of everything and you don’t have to worry

-if it’s food you need, he’ll try his best to get it for you (but he can’t cook too well even after fending for himself for years so… sometimes it’s a sad effort) 

-he’ll go to the store to get period products without asking as a surprise for you, but end up calling you asking how heavy your flow is and all those details so he gets the right type

-if he notices before you and you have a stain/leak he will immediately let you know especially if you’re outside and try to take the best flow of actions w no hesitation because he understands how it can be embarrassing

-basically one of ‘the girls’ when it comes to a menstrual cycle, he’d prob carry around products JUST in case of anyone having an emergency

Albedo

-albedo has never had an experience with periods, despite how much research he’s read about them from pure curiosity. he knows all there is to know, but he’s never been close enough to anyone to understand how it works from the viewpoint of someone with the uterus

-so when he notices changes in your behavior, he can tell straight off the bat that something is up, so he just casually asks you if you’ve started your period and … slightly tries to ask in the most indirect way for you to give him the details for research

- ‘why didn’t you let me know? you shouldn’t be running around if it’s painful, i can help you out, don’t worry at all,’

-he knows how to make certain medicine that improves the pain, which herbs help with hormone effects, headaches, cramps, and all sorts of other things that come w/ your menstrual cycle

-you’ll constantly be drinking tea made by him, he says that natural ways to heal your body during your menstrual cycle should be a lot healthier than any concoction he could come up with

-he also knows what products to get you, but he thinks free bleeding is something you should try whenever you have the opportunity

Xiao

-for how much xiao knows, it could never prepare him for the jumpscare he got when he woke up in your guys bed one day and found a red spot on the bed sheets

-he could tell you’d started your period, but he had no idea how to go about things

-so he decided he’d run you a bath and buy you breakfast from wangshu inn so that when you do wake up, you don’t have to be stressed

-he swallowed his pride and asked ganyu about period products, which she gladly helped him with, knowing it was for you

-the bedsheets were still stained but he promised himself he’d take care of that later, you came first on his list of priorities

-he wants to do the best he can, so although he doesn’t have that much knowledge on periods, he’d ask you for advice for the next time something like this happened

-and he would absolutely give the most bomb massages, he’s a massage type of dude, your cramps are wrecked, GONE, solely from his handiwork

Heizou

-heizou is the most experienced when it comes to periods for years, it just shows up around him and he takes it super naturally

-so when he sees your mood change and you go to the bathroom a lot more often, he surprises you with sweets, teasing you about your cravings

-but in all seriousness, he’s more sweet than the sweets themselves when you’re on your period

-mischievous little surprises the whole time, he’ll take you on dates and only if you’re up to them bcs he says it’s the perfect time to celebrate your body and how hard it works to keep you so beautiful and healthy

-he would also massage and cuddle SO MANY CUDDLES, he thinks its key to keep your body warm so he will stuff you into blankets and warm clothes whenever you rest

-he also jokes about doing the deed during your period because being horny is supposed to make your cramps feel better

-very insistent on you getting plenty of liquids as well to replace everything that’s actively leaving your body, every morning will be warm tea or something of the like, dinner is hot soup, etc.

Scaramouche

-he doesn’t know shit about shit when it comes to periods all he knows is that every month people with a uterus bleed, thats it, bare minimum

-so when you start your period you go out of your way to let him know and ask him to get things for you

-this is fluff scaramouche we’re talking about so he’ll do it no hesitation, but constantly check with you to see if he’s doing the right thing

-’these are for my lover, i promise, i’m not a creep, i’m just trying to get pads for my lov-’ 

‘we get it, just hand over the mora’ 

-after, he’ll definitely learn so much more and feel like a genius for finally understanding periods, he’ll try to secretly keep up with your cycle so he knows when the next time comes up and he can prove himself worthy of being your period caretaker man

-the amount of pride he has when he does things right on the second try, he’ll tell himself that you think he’s the coolest guy ever now

-and although he might be the trope of ‘confused, but has the spirit’ you will absolutely end up appreciating everything he’s doing for you, as he doesn’t show his affection in words, but in little acts like these

psa im actually on my period i rly needed these headcanons too . the genshin update is coming out soon so im not proofreading this rest in peace

[obeythedemons]

When you come out as trans, your period should just stop. That should be the rule. Like what the hell

[butteredteeth]

Ughhhhhhhh periods SUCK!!!

I'm cramping so bad and I'm so bloated, I feel pregnant,,,,

My cramps feel like how my sister explained how contractions feel

And I feel ill

And I'm moody

And I just UGH

I'm craving so much and the cravings just keep getting stronger but I'm so full,,,,

[bonyassfish]

Time to play a fun game called “are my period cramps just extra painful for no fucking reason this month or should I be concerned??”

[gaycakeee]

Hey, Im really curious about menstrual cups, are they good? Ive seen some reviews and they say its amazing, I got my first tampons today, haven't gotten the chance to test them out yet.

It's horrible having to use pads, they get soaked in blood and they make my skin itchy, I hate sitting in a pool of my own blood, so if anyone can tell me, I've seen some really cool offers around the internet for cups, but the offers only last a few weeks