#meToo
When the #meToo hashtag became popular, men jumped on it almost immediately. Then they were scolded by victims of sexual assault (rightly) and got mad, claiming they were being "excluded." I'm sorry, but who, when noticing their boat is being hijacked doesn't do everything in their power to throw the highjacker to the waves? So they invented the hashtags #menToo and #meTooMen. These men claimed they didn't enjoy the ordeals they went through, but I assure you when you ask 99.9999% of them if they had a boner, they say, "Yes." Most of them were at least 18, and many of them weren't even touched "down there." Half the time, they were asked for drinks and that was the end of it. You will probably never meet a male victim of sexual harassment or assault. "bUT jaEk, yOOv nEVr beN tUchd bAI a WyMyNz iNurProPrutLy b4!" Hey, guess what, I've been slapped on the behind by a female coworker, and she requested me to call her Mama, and she voluntarily shoved pictures of her own mostly naked behind in my face, and asked what I'd do if I found out I got her pregnant. But this sexual harassment and assault does not make. You know why, MRAs and crypto-MRAs (you know who you are)? Because I had an erection, and my pants never once hit the floor! Sure I never once asked to see a picture of her behind or her to slap mine, but biology doesn't lie. It took a while, but I had to admit to myself, that yes, I enjoyed it. I experienced what almost all men who have posted #meToo have in more or less the same way, but none of them would deny they liked a dish when they thought it tasted good or something was too loud when their ears hurt. Why can't they concede to their biology and let it go?
