#metroidhunter

[howlingday]

When You Fight The Boss Too Early

The Rusted Knight: ...

Ruby: (Gulps)

Yang: Heh... You wanna do this the easy way or the hard way, Rusty~?

Ruby: Yang, are you sure about this? He looks kinda scary...

The Rusted Knight: ...

Yang: Totally! Let me solo him~.

Yang: Wait... Where'd he go?

The Rusted Knight: (Behind her)

Yang: (Turns)

The Rusted Knight: (Slices her in half)

Ruby: (Backs away, In shock)

THE RUSTED KNIGHT Sorrow Incarnate

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Ruby: Oh... Fuck- (Smashed into wall)

The Rusted Knight: (Skewers through her, Shattering pillar to rubble)

YOU DIED

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Ruby: (Sits up, Groaning)

Yang: (Sitting next to Ruby)

Ruby: ...

Yang: ...Wanna try again?

Ruby: HELL YEAH~!

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Swinging Jaune's sword)

Blake: (Comes out of water with fish)

Yang: (Smashing rocks for fun)

Weiss: (Watching Ruby) Hm?

Ruby: (Tosses sword in the air, Catches) Heh heh~!

Weiss: You probably shouldn't do that.

Ruby: (Tosses, Catches) "YoU pRoBaBlY sHoUlDn'T dO tHaT~!" Pfft! Like, what's gonna happen? (Tosses super high)

Yang: (Watches sword fly, Mouth agape)

Blake: (Watches sword peak)

Fish: (Watches sword fall)

Ruby: (Reaches out, Grinning)

Weiss: ...

Ruby: (Arm chopped off) AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

[howlingday]

Jaune: Will you stop goofing around?! You've been fishing in this same spot for twelve hours!

Nora: I know. Blake is paying twenty lien for every fish I bring her.

Jaune: Really? And how many fish have you caught?

Nora: About three hundred.

Jaune: ...

Nora & Jaune: (Fishing together)

[kalianos]

[cloudedblades]

metroidhunter

[ϡ] Time to get back into the swing of chaos. She wills it and he wants it, so it shall be. 

There are targets everywhere, but he doesn’t want easy. Easy is boring. Why would you fight an infantryman when you could fight a SOLDIER? Not that there are any SOLDIER here but him.

Unless there’s another him. Now that would be a good fight. Doesn't matter, though.

To a challenge, then. Can’t be too hard to find. There - that looks like a walking suit of armor. He could probably crush it, but maybe it’ll put up a fight. he hopes so.

“You live in this City, right?” Can the armor even hear him? Oh well. He points the Buster Sword at it. if it can’t hear, it must be able to see.

“Mother wants me to kill you.”

[sinisternocturne]

no light over london today // metroidhunter // closed

Edward crept through the dark streets of the city in the sky, trying not to attract too much attention to himself.

He’d come in through a portal, and he was doing recon duty. It was only fair. He was nearly invulnerable (unless he ran into one of those Super Saiyans he’d heard about. He prayed he wouldn’t run into one of them, or anything with comparable power). He was also stealthy. Presumably, he could get a bead on the situation, and return to warn the others of their capabilities. 

That, at least, was the plan. It was horrifically foiled when he turned the corner and saw a seven-foot tall suit of armour approaching him.

Shit. Shit, shit shit.

Edward ducked back around the corner and started to dart away, hoping and praying that the creature, whatever it was, wouldn’t keep following him.

[sinisternocturne]

[So, I see you want to have Edward run into everyone's favourite phazon-corrupted bounty hunter?]

[You know it. This is going to be a very nasty beatdown. And by that I mean Alt!Samus is presumably going to kick edward’s ass.]

[freelancechameleon]

metroidhunter replied to your post “Huh. Maybe I should throw together that Old Bird application I was...”

[ P LEASE]

[[I’m telling you, I’d be absolutely terrible.]]

[[But I might try and put it together some time tomorrow.]]