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While we're havin our Starbucks boycott, let me do what I do best: complain. Starbucks coffee honestly taste like bollocks! It's so overrated!! If you want to be 'fashionable' with you coffee places, the cute indie ones or smaller ones (insomnia is great) are way cooler and cuter and have better tasting coffee for fucks sake, like. They also pay their tax ☕️ (that emoji has a double meaning now xD)

Yisss!

#feckoffstarbucks #michaelslilshit

I was tagged by the lovely @promiscuousfangirl for the 2015 selfie tag!! Plz excuse my face

#me #michaelslilshit #promiscuousfangirl

Rules- Once you’ve been tagged, you have to answer these 92 truths about yourself (gosh that’s a lot!) At the end choose 25 people to be tagged (idk 25 people, i can’t tag that many people sorry) You have to tag the person who tagged you.

I was tagged by realbandssavefans-x (shes sucks dont follow her)

// WHAT WAS YOUR 1. Last beverage: tea i think 2. Last phone call: my mum because she can’t answer the phone when i call but i get lynched if i don’t answer when she calls me back 3. Last text message: i’ll do received and sent, last received was ‘his facial expressions are the best’ from emma and last sent was ’can you get me pictures of halsey’ from me to kel c lmao 4. Last song you listened to: Trust Issues by The Weeknd and Drake 5. Last time you cried: last night when i was watching the finale of season 2 of skins lol // HAVE YOU EVER 6. Dated someone twice?: no 7. Been cheated on?: noo 8. Kissed someone and regretted it?:Nooo 9. Lost someone special?: i guess so but i literally can’t even look at them anymore and when i lost them they werent really that special anymore tbh, and i havent had anyone die if thats what youre asking 10. Been depressed?: idk 11. Been drunk and threw up?: noooo 12-14. THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: black, moss green and some variation of blue i guess // IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE 15. Made a new friend: nooooo 16. Fallen out of love: noooooo 17. Laughed until you cried: yup 18. Met someone who changed you: lol no 19. Found out who your true friends are: lol i dont have any 20. Found out someone was talking about you: i feel like that every day tbh ha 21. Kissed anyone you follow/follows you: nooooooo 22. How many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you on tumblr: i know six people irl who are on tumblr, but i only follow one of them 23. 23 IS MISSING! (that’s so annoying) 24. Do you have any pets: i used to, i had a dog, two rabbits and three fish 25. Do you want to change your name: yea 26. What did you do for your last birthday: nothing, i wasnt even in the country, i missed my birthday bc i was in france for my french class (its sucked) 27. What time did you wake up today: 7AM 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: physics homework 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: fall out boy in a week, all time low in february, and i cant wait to leave school 30. Last time you saw your mother: 5 minutes ago 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: where kel c lives, the amount of friends i have, how im so weird, how i have anxiety and therefore find it too hard to go out and make friends etc. etc. 32. What are you listening to right now?: Can’t Feel My Face by The Weeknd (i promise i dont have a thing for the weeknd lol thats just what came on) 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now?: school and work experience 35. Most visited website: Tumblr and youtube probably, maybe putlocker 36. Blood type: i literally don’t know 37. Nickname: i didnt have one until the most annoying person in the world managed to get Oleg McBae out of my name as a nickname (???) 38. Relationship status: waiting for michael 39. Zodiac sign: aquarius 40. Pronouns: she/her 41. Elementary: sucked 42. High school: sucked 43. 43 IS MISSING TOO WHAT IS THIS?! 44. Hair colour: black, but i dyed it red and had it dyed over again by a trainee who was terrible so i have weird ginger streaks in the back of my hair 45. Long or short: super freaking long ugh 46. Height: 5’9″ 47. Do you have a crush on someone?: depends on their bank account 48. What do you like about yourself?: lol i couldnt be bothered thinking too hard about this 49. This is a place for a random fact: i’m allergic to caffeine 50. Tattoos: i have ‘kel c is a hoe’ down my spine 51. Righty or lefty: righty 52. First surgery: havent had any but my health is literally going down the drain rn as im rotting from the inside FUN 53. First piercing: my ears 54. First best friend: her name was hannah, we only occasionally say hi when we see each other now 55. First sport you enjoyed: ha. haha. 56. First vacation: tenerife i think 57. WTF WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MISSING NUMBERS // RIGHT NOW 59. Eating: just had a packet of crisps 60. Drinking: more tea 61. I’m about to: watch season 3 of skins 62. Listening to: Teddy Bear by Melanie Martinez 63. Waiting for: michael to realise his eternal love for me and show up at my door 64. Want kids: idk 65. Get married: if michael finally realises how much he adores me 66. Career: author really but realistically idk, im looking at dentistry rn // WHICH IS BETTER 67. Lips or eyes: lips, my eyes dont even work right so i cant be a hypocrite 68. Hugs or kisses: hugs 69. Shorter or taller: literally anything 70. Older or younger: literally anything whoever has the lowest standards 71. Romantic or spontaneous: neither tbh 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms, idk 73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive i guess 74. Hook-up or relationship: I’d prefer a relationship 75. Trouble maker or hesitate: trouble maker // HAVE YOU EVER 76. Kissed a stranger?: No 78. Drank hard liquor: i was literally a drunkard at the age of 2 79. Lost glasses/contacts?: only for a few moments, not properly,i actually cant see where im going without them so i never take them off 80. Sex on first date: nope 81. Broke someones heart: probably michaels yanno, as ya do 82. Had your heart broken: it was michael 83. Turned someone down: i will take anything i can get omg 84. Cried when someone died: Yea and i regret it 85. Fallen for a friend: kel c likes to think so but she’s just really clingy // DO YOU BELIEVE IN 86. yourself: HA 87. Miracles: no 88. Love at first sight: lol its the stupidest (and creepiest) thing ive ever heard off 89. Heaven: no 90. Santa Claus: unfortunately not 91. Kiss on first date: I REPEAT I WILL LITERALLY TAKE ANYTHING I CAN GET 92. Angels: well michael exists, as do i so that basically proof enough

i’m gonna tag michaelslilshit artsymichael lukes-llama ohcalum lonely-homeschooler 5sosmvke and wrappedaroundmichaels-finger

#michaelslilshit #arstymichael #lukes-llama #ohcalum #lonely-homeschooler #5sosmvke #wrappedaroundmichaels-finger #its super long so idm if u dont do it its not that big a deal #sorry u had to go through the most self loathing and simultaneously self worshipping thing ever lmao

Jim Halpert from The US Office xxx

same!!! love himUrl: (9/10) length: too short | nice | too longsound: cool | great | i love it | wowowow | i cried!!uniqueness: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Icon: (7/10) clarity: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 colours: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

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Updates Tab: (/10) colors: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 organization: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

Posts: (8/10) my type?: not really | some | yeah | YESquality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 content: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10

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Following?: no sorry ily u tho

(づ￣ ³￣)づ // blacklist blogrates to avoid seeing

#blogrates #michaelslilshit

White 😘😘

Alright, what are the colors gonna be and where is the venue? Thinking of a buffet instead of a set menu

send me colors

#michaelslilshit #answered

Another Tag??

I was tagged by burninbridgesmakinwishes thanks bby ;))) Name: Sophie Average hours of sleep: 3-5 Nickname: Soph, Mother Birthday: 27th of July (we're gettin' closer, folks ;) ) Gender: Female Sexual orientation: Bisexual Height: 5'0/5'1 Favourite colour: Gold, mint, lavender, black One place that makes me happy: My car (when it's moving) How many blankets do I sleep under: None cos we're going through a heat wave rn and I'm dYING Favourite movie: a Harry Potter movie What I'm wearing right now: Loose Rolling Stones tank top and rlly long pj bottoms Last book I read: tbh I can't remember I need to read more omg Most used phrase: omg, tbh, tru, same What I last said to a family member: *disgruntled* yeah... @ mom What is family: Ohana Favourite beverage: ngl h2o Favourite food: chicken. all day everyday Last movie: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince Dream wedding: with Michael Clifford lol I think I'm original Dream pet: A Wolf. Like an actual wolf Dream job: World Traveller, YouTuber, writer, artist Tag: anyone :-P

#burninbridgesmakinwishes #michaelslilshit #me #about me

tagged by the beaut babygirl-luke for the 6 selfie thingy and let me just say that these are all old but who cares because ya girl looks good

anyways i’m taggin calpitations, michaelslilshit, ffs-luke, lsotboy, dropoutboys, and my irl bud lcelese. optional ofc bc you don’t have to for whatever reason but i’d like to see your lovely faces on my dash! and anyone who i didn’t tag is also free to do this too!