my cat's collar was honestly disgusting so i took it off and my cat immediately went running to my mom's room, collar-less, and i heard my mom loudly say: ohmygod why are you NAKED?!
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my cat's collar was honestly disgusting so i took it off and my cat immediately went running to my mom's room, collar-less, and i heard my mom loudly say: ohmygod why are you NAKED?!
guys, i might be obsessed with the big little brother time + little big brother wind dynamic
thinking about wind giving a joy pendant to everyone at the end of their adventure
thinking about sky's joy pendant being passed down the royal line like a treasured heirloom
thinking about legend keeping his in a treasure chest hidden away so nothing happens to it just for hyrule to find it centuries later and carrying both joy pendants around close to his heart
thinking about the hero's shade having a decayed broken joy pendant hanging from his rusted armor, not letting it go even after death
thinking about wars wearing the joy pendant proudly, the statues made in his honor have him wearing the pendant, forever immortalized
thinking about the colors taking turns wearing their joy pendant, thinking about four making a special case for it, a lobster engraved on it just like the one on wind's clothes
thinking about twilight wearing it right next to his cursed necklace, caressing both pendant and necklace when he misses those he loved and lost
thinking about wild displaying his joy pendant in his house's wall, alongside the champions' weapons, a display of the people he loved and is desperate not to forget, not again not ever
thinking about wind, living on, and going on with his life, not really knowing how much a simple gift ended up meaning the world to 8 other people
mask, after waking up in the morning: hey so wanna prank the captain
tune, immediately: i always wanna prank the captain
mask: watch this
mask: makes it so it's night time with the ocarina of time
wars, who was literally just doing his early morning routine applying his morning skincare, when suddenly it's night outside: what the FUCK
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tune, the next day after finishing breakfast: you know what would be super cool...having dinner right now
mask: hehe lemme help
mask: pulls out the ocarina
lana, on the other side of the mess hall knowing exactly what the kids are doing cause of her time magic: i didn't know you liked to eat breakfast food at dinner
wars, sitting next to her with a plate of pancakes and a coffee: what, why would i eat breakfast food at di—
wars, after he notices it's suddenly night outside: I'm losing my mind what the fuck
GUYS LOOK WHAT ARRIVED
CITCU KEYCHAINS (yes they're double sided)
Pain Sharing Curse AU MASTERPOST
INFO
This is an au of an au so to speak, it's based on the loz webcomic @/linkeduniverse by jojo!
The premise is simple, basically our 9 heroes are cursed to share each other's pain, be it emotional or physical, which isn't ideal — especially when you're out there fighting infected monsters!
COMIC LINKS
comic start - get cursed idiots
do you ever feel a strange heartache when dusk falls?
feat wolfie
feat twilight dodging four's questions + time being a dad (bro)
feat mornings and bed head
feat let's take ibuprofen together
feat ravio!
feat hyrule being a single mother of 2 (or 5) sons
feat the colors!
feat legend's inability to cope with the idea of losing someone again
feat wolfie transformation shenanigans
feat it took them 2 whole comics but reinforcements are finally here
feat a rocky situation
feat i swear i haven't forgotten about twilight
feat bad aim
FAQ
if you look into the #lu pain sharing au tag, you will probably find a lot of asks sent my way about so many creative ways the boys can feel pain, i love you people and your evil brains so much lol but basically, if it makes you feel pain then it will most probably transfer to the others via the curse, that's the basic rule.
but some more specific asks
if wild has a memory were he is in pain, does it transfer? i'm still debating wether i want that or not, but i am more inclined to a yes just cause of the whump lol
if wolfie's transformation hurts, does legend's bunny one hurt too? i personally believe that no, it doesn't hurt legend. Basically wolfie's transformation is more of a curse or more akin to dark magic which is why it hurts so much, meanwhile bunny legend is a manifestation of who he is, it's a part of him, so i wouldn't technically see it as a painful transformation
what about time's masks? oh yeah those hurt a lot, have you seen the majora's mask animation? yikes
and legend's mermaid transformation? i personally also believe that it doesn't hurt lol since it's an item doing the magic i would like to think it was made so it wouldn't hurt it's user
what about four splitting or turning into a minish? doesn't hurt, at least i personally believe it doesn't
wild's scars do they hurt? what about wars´? yeah they do hurt/itch and the others can feel it
what about the pain resistance of each member of the chain? twilight is the one with the most pain resistance since he's used to the wolfie transformation pain, second is time (mask transformation pain) and third is legend+wild (legend cause of his veteran status probably suffered a lot of injuries and wild is wild man have you seen how much shit can hurt you in botw lol) as for the ones with the least pain resistance, it's wind (baby fainted so much during wind waker after being injured lol) and four, all of the others have a more normal pain resistance.
will someone die? :^)
that's all of the questions i can think about, if i remember anything i will add it!
anyway, thank you for reading my dumb comic where i hurt the blorbos :)
oot zelda: i heard that sheik has an eight-pack, that sheik is shredded
wars & wild almost dying meanwhile i can see the trio like:
wind, who's been yapping for like an hour: —and that's how i got my shield, ya know my granny says it's been passed throughout generations in our family :)
four: oh wow, really? actually, your shield looks a lot like mine
time: wouldn't it be funny if you two were related
four & wind: ☝🏻😲 -> ✊🏻😐 -> 🤔 -> 🤯
wind: holy shit, you're a dad?!
four: wait, it doesn't work like—
wind: I'm not calling you dad though, you're so much shorter than me, i refuse
time: that was uncalled for sailor, do not disrespect your father like this
four: I'M NOT—