#ml crack post

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Chat noir constantly asking if Marinette can help them out and Ladybug keeps saying no.

Chat noir fed up asks why. “Hawkmoth doesn’t know she is multimouse. It works out fine.”

“Because she’s m... my ex”

Chat noir was shocked to learn of this revelation, but stopped asking about Marinette to help out of respect for ladybug.

Though chat noir is convinced Marinette has a thing for heroes.

[soupinboots]

Guess what kids? It's time for more

✨Unsolicited Crackshit Headcanons (Agreste Family Edition)✨

- All three Agrestes are absolute drama queens in the best ways possible

- None of them are dramatic in the way Chloe is (except Gabriel), but they are all still extremely over the top

- Gabriel is the most "normal" but slowly began to put on more of a show because he's absolutely whipped for Emelie

- It has very little to do with their wealth and more to do with Emelies's eccentric personality beging passed down to her son/husband

- There is still the expected "How much can one banana cost? €5?"

- But then there's also the times Gabriel would break down fake crying and begging Emelie to stay when she had to leave for work in the mornings

- Or the time Emelie camped outside Gabriels office, complete with a tent and sleeping bag, because he "Hadn't come out in days" and she missed him

(He'd been on a conference call for half and hour before she decided all this was necessary)

- Now Adrien is absolutely over the top with just about everything from turning down the multitude of fans who confess to him, to eating lunch in the cafeteria

- He has fake fainted onto all of his friends at least 3 times for various different reasons

- Once when Nino was grounded, Adrien convinced Gorilla to drive him to Ninos house so he could blast sad music on a boom box infront of his window

- Adrien would've been a theatre kid if Gabriel had allowed it

- Dealing with the Agrestes for so long is one of the reasons Nathalie was so calm about joining Gabriel as Mayura

- She would've been more surprised if he hadn't turned to villainy after Emelies death

- But to be fair, Nathalie was just expecting it to be more of a batman or iron man kind of deal instead of a "I harnessed the magical powers of mini gods to terrorize my city" situation

- Chat Noir is a tamed down version of Adrien's theatrics because being a hero is Serious Business™

- There are still a lot of signs pointing to Gabriel being Hawkmoth and Adrien being Chat Noir, but neither of them realize it because they just assume that that's how most families are

- "My dad can't be the only dad with a secret lair in his office, you guys are just overreacting"

- "Of course I know about Adrien hoarding large amounts of camembert and having stashes of it hidden around the house, he's just being rebellious"

[heizerux]

@sparklyaxolotlstudent asked. . .

So I delivered

(IG)

[lupintyde]

An open letter to Ladybug

I have some thoughts regarding the whole Dark Cupid debacle.  Specifically, this:

you know Chat Noir loves you

due to the fact that he (almost) told you

not 10 minutes before

his intention obviously got through by the look on your face

then you decided “hey, true love’s kiss is a thing”

and used that tired trope to free him

on one hand, yay it worked?

on the other, y’all are gonna have a Talk if he ever finds out you did that

here’s the thing

you’re chasing after a guy you’re only sorta friends with

you can’t even string a coherent sentence together around him half the time

while this sweet, brave, stupidly attractive boy LOVES YOU

you talk to him, laugh with him and even flirt with him

we’ve all seen the flirts, Ladybug

you literally just broke a spell using True Love’s Kiss

which means not only does he love you, but you’re his true love

or he’s yours

think about that

*mic drop*

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Marinette: If Adrien ends up turning Goth, I will not go goth for him!

(Looks at Adrien)

Marinette: (sighs in defeat) Yes I would

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Suffer

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Bunnyx: Chat noir becomes a threat to all of existence.

Ladybug: Chat noir? This chat noir?! (Gestures to Chat noir)

Bunnyx: Yes.

Ladybug: Chat noir is not a threat to anyone! Except maybe himself. No offense Chat.

Chat noir: None taken. I am a walking tragedy in leather.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Marinette: Okay I kissed Chat noir.

Alya: What? How did this happen

Marinette: He was a hot blond in a leather cat suit on my balcony, I’m only human Alya.

Alya: it’s alright girl, it’s hard to resist a superhero. At least it was only a kiss.

Marinette:...

Alya: Girl what did you do?

Marinette: Him