#mlooper

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this is embarrassing. so the lesson kris learned is that she wasn’t anonymous enough to escape valid criticism and now that she’s mlooper or blooper or pooper or whatever she can go back to raking in goatlings cash

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[goatlingsvent]

📟 kris is mlooper. zegskiel is a transphobe. theres no drama. these are just facts

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[goatlingsvent]

Kris has officially left the building with the cash. When the domain subscriptions run out, I'm thinking that will be farewell to Goatlings. Give it a month or so if that. I hope you all archived everything. The wiki link is missing at the bottom of the page on the Goatlings website. The Goatlings wiki is still up and running for now, though.

Shady new admins locked their first post lol. What an entrance, am I right? Blooper, Glooper, and Mlooper. We're being conned. The staff page is now jokes. Gets me wondering if Kris is all three as the online status on her profile is now hidden and has no HA buddy. Their profiles all look copy/paste. No individuality at all! At least get a little creative with the usernames...

I wouldn't recommend throwing another penny into this site as it will go absolutely nowhere. Hopefully none of us fall for her next virtual pet project. We'll remember the red flags! We know your playbook now, Kris!

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[goatlingsvent]

Not that it isnt already blatant obvious that the loopers are 3 Kris's in a trench coat because she continues to be the dumbest individual and worst liar alive, and aside from the fact that their intro paragraphs read like they were fed through ai and asked to write the same intro 3 slightly different ways

but what's really telling to me that these are all just Kris, is that the way their job duties are split make zero sense for an actual team of real people separating out these jobs, and anyone with experience working in small teams like this like they all claim to have would recognize that immediately. instead they read exactly like what they are, kris taking a handful of random tasks and grouping them together Blooper and Glooper are the site moderators, but Glooper and Mlooper handle support tickets even though those jobs would normally be grouped together with the same team as they both deal with site content moderation. Blooper is in charge of organized updates and projects, but it's Glooper and Mlooper's job to post them via news and dev log posts. Blooper proof reads them, but isnt the one posting them even though as organizer they usually would be the one posting since everyone should be submitting to them so they can make sure everything makes the deadline. Mlooper is in charge of staff communication, staff payments, and site updates, which would suggest their role is upper management that wouldnt interface with userbase and instead manages the staff who manage the userbase but no, theyre also posting dev logs and answering support tickets. it just doesnt make sense.

it reads instead like she vaguely broke down what she does into mod work, staff stuff, updates, posts, support tickets and then spread out and divided that up semi-equally among 3 fake people and i mean do we even have to mention the fake anonymous programmer? i mean how many times does she think this userbase is gonna fall for the same lie because it didnt work after bbg's fiance quit its not gonna work now

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[goatlingsvent]

you want me to believe there are 3 new admins. named blooper. glooper. and MLOOPER? what. idc if you are real people trying to be anonymous or 3 kris in a trenchcoat you couldn't come with ANYTHING better than that. MLOOPER???

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[goatlingsvent]

sorry but the new mod team sounds like they're just kris and two other people in disguises. Blooper, glooper, mlooper, and an unnamed programmer again??? also they misspelled goatlings in the post at least once ;-;

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