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WIZARD CAFE PATRONS:
i, the HUBRISTIC WIZARD, apologize immensely for my sporadic style of CAFE MANAGEMENT. my ARCANE STUDIES consume much of my time.
allow me to assure you that the WIZARD CAFE is always open, it might just take me a good while to get around to ORDERS and other CUSTOMER INTERACTIONS.
i appreciate your wizardly patience, and if you are not patient wizardlily, i will hurting you with so many beams and spells and whatnot
*there is a knock on the door*
how in the WIZARD HELL are you knocking on a tapestry? and also, why? you can just come in <{:^/
TO WHOEVER SUMMONED LOCUSTS IN THE WIZARD CAFE: The Wizard Cafe is not legally liable for damage incurred by spells cast by guests. YOU will held responsible for any damages, physical or emotional, to the cafe or its patrons, and belongings thereof.
ON AN UNRELATED NOTE: LOCUST CAPPUCCINO, LOCUST BISCOTTI, and LOCUST-TOPPED DONUTS are all currently on special! Thank you for supporting the WIZARD CAFE <{:^)
Hello hello I would like, a, tea coffee, with magic in it
Thank you^-^
you want a TEA COFFEE with a shot of PURE MAGIC? the COUNCIL would never approve such a dangerous concoction!
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...1 gold for a medium.
I need a rush order of 50 chocolate chip muffins, 30 liters of coffee, 30 liters of tea, 60 blueberry scones, and a giant cake with the words "1 month accident free" on it
From,
@profeshinul-wizurd
THANK YOU for actually wanting to purchase Wizard Cafe Goods and Services, as compared to some recent curmudgeonly characters that have been through.
We can do what you need. Do you want to do a single payment or start an organizational account payable directly from your company? In addition, what color do you want the writing on the cake to be?
I have heard of this "hot" new trend called "bowl food" where you eat food out of a bowl. I find this rather intriguing. So, I have journeyed far and wide (for 5 minutes) to this café of yours fo inquire: do you have "bowl food" on your "menus," by any chance?
Only if you put a PASTRY or some COFFEE in a BOWL. otherwise, we do not serve SOUPS, STEWS, SALADS, GRAIN BOWLS, POKÉ BOWLS, PASTAS, or any other BOWL-BASED FOODS.
To the Proprietors of Wizard Café
This is the ICTSE, We are contacting you as you have yet to file your tax documents and pay payment. Failure to do so will result in deletion and or imprisonment in the Trash-Folder till a bail equating your owed debt is paid.
Current debt : $23 + a couple cups of coffee, were working overtime tonight :(
From
@the-ictse
Oh don't worry, I've got my TAX MONEY! I'll need you to come with me to get it though, my COIN VAULT is currently in my BASEMENT LABYRINTH <{:^)
whats the thing with the most caffeine percentage?
Im gonna need something strong to get through the day
the council-unapproved BAJA-MOCHA BLASTEST boasts a 203.57% CAFFEINE CONTENT and carries a not insignificant likelihood of KILLING YOU INSTANTLY. 5 silver for a medium.
