#mod jodi

[blackmesauniversity]

u got here by foot? where's ur shoe permit? u got a right to those feet slugs??

“I- Feet slugs??”

[stardewcookbook]

Announcement!

We realized that there are some discrepancies regarding measurements in the cookbook, so we asked one of our chefs to take on a new mod position! She will be our proofreader for recipes specifically, so everything can look uniform for the final product! Everyone, please give a warm welcome to Mod Jodi ( @chiefofpigs )!

Here’s her Mod Bio:  Hi! I'm Shannon and this is the first zine I have participated in! I am the final proofreader for the recipes in this cookbook zine and hope that everyone enjoys our Stardew-inspired food. You can find me over @chiefofpigs! 

Preorders open Sept 30th! Mark your calendars, everyone!

[christine--appreciation]

honestly Christine doesn’t get enough love (Michael is my favorite but she’s definitely in the top 3 lol!) so yeah we love Christine

YOU’RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!

[ill-leave-you-be]

Hey did you guys know all the humans that have ever lived have released approximately 17 quadrillion farts. EVER.

[welcometosquell]

consider: squell but its a youtube vlog channel with TOTALLY NOT CLICKBAIT video titles

[blackmesauniversity]

what do you teach professor freeman???

“I teach Theoretical Physics, It’s definitely a tough subject, but it’s one we see students really engage with” 

[blackmesauniversity]

well gordon? wheres your parking tag?

“I don’t- I don’t HAVE a parking ticket, I walked here,”

[blackmesauniversity]

okay Gordon so what if you walked here, where's your leg ticket -scorpi

“what- What are you talking about, you’re joking, right?”