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Quirin: Boy! Don’t make me come up there and be a parent!

Varian: FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING!

Rapunzel: Just trust your gut!

Varian: Princess, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

Quirin: Son, did you clean your room?

Varian: Oh, y- *starts coughing*

Quirin: Varian! Are you alright?

Varian: *continues coughing*

Quirin: *runs to the kitchen and grabs a drink of water*

Varian: *swipes it and drinks* Thanks, dad. I must have had a bug in my throat or something. Anyways, I’m going to meet Eugene now.

Quirin: Okay, have fun, son.

*later*

Eugene: So you just randomly started coughing?

Varian: It’s called a diversion.

Rapunzel: Varian, because you committed treason and tried to kill me and my loved ones, you're going to prison.

Varian: wow

Rapunzel: Cassandra, you did the same thing, but since you're my bestie, I'll allow it. Go have fun with your dad.

Varian: WOW

Varian: Can I be frank with you?

Lance: Uh, sure. But I don’t know how changing your name is gonna help the situation.

Eugene: Shh-- let Frank speak.

Varian: I have an idea.

Rapunzel: A good one?

Varian: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Eugene: I hate how Alexa is marketed as “part of the family”.

Eugene: Like, if I wanted an untrustworthy, cold, and emotionless machine in my life, I would just talk to Cassandra.

Rapunzel: Who hurt you?

Varian: Do you want a list or what?

Rapunzel:

Rapunzel [grabbing her frying pan]: Actually, yes.

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