Requirements for the Future Mrs. Monoma (Take Notes)
FEATURING Neito Monoma x Reader
SUMMARY Monoma's dream woman in headcanon form.
AUTHORS NOTE I love writing short little headcanons every once and a while to break up the longer fics. Hope you enjoy my thoughts, anon!
Monoma lives to stir the pot—he wants someone who can roll her eyes, clap back, and shut him down before his ego gets too out of hand. Bonus points if she can roast him so bad he actually has to sit there in silence for a second.
The man is a mess of bravado and insecurity. He’ll never admit it, but he craves a girl who can flip from “sit your ass down” to “come here, let me run my fingers through your hair, you dramatic little gremlin.”
He spends 90% of his life comparing himself to others, so he finds it crazy attractive when a woman just… exists comfortably in her own skin. No theatrics, no proving herself—she just is. It makes him feel safe to let his guard down (not that he ever admits that out loud).
Imagine someone talking trash about him and his girl just appears like, “excuse me??” He’ll act like he had it handled, but secretly he’s obsessed. Loyalty makes him feral.
Monoma is dramatic™. He’s going to cause a scene in public. He’s going to monologue. His dream girl either joins in or just sips her drink and lets him go off. If she ever tries to shush him, it’s over (jk… kind of).
He’s got that whole “I must be the best or I’m nothing” complex. He needs a girl who can tell him he’s enough without making it sound like she’s babying him. Gentle but not patronizing, you know?
He wants someone who, when he says “we should totally fake our deaths and see who notices,” doesn’t blink—she’s just like, “ok, but I’m picking the new names.”
He loves a little mystery. A girl who reveals herself in layers, who he can’t predict right away? He’s hooked. He’ll act like he’s cracked the code, but deep down he lives for the surprise.
Let’s be real: Monoma spirals like it’s his job. His type is a woman who can steady the storm, roll her eyes at his drama, and pull him back down to earth when he’s going off.
He loves affection—especially little surprise ones, like kisses mid-argument or holding his hand when he’s ranting—but he doesn’t want someone glued to him. He’d lose his mind if she didn’t have her own thing going on. Independence is sexy to him.
He's very cocky, and he only tones it down with you.
He is actually a huge fan of reading books and tries to hide it from you, but that wouldn't work. Plus, he writes as well (sometimes writes music too)!
He dresses more feminine in private and is considered more feminine just because he does skincare and all that stuff.
Wears guyliner...(green flag)
He has a whole drawer of stupid ass ties, and he will let you choose one for him every now and then.
Very good at cooking, specifically; pasta, he will cook you it even if you didn't ask (unless you're allergic or something).
He is a dog person instead of a cat person, but wouldn't mind a cat because it makes him feel "richer" - but he also loves birds.
NFSW HEADCANONS.
BASICS:
DICK SIZE: He's not the biggest, but of course, don't tell him that. About 6.5 inches flaccid and 7 or 8 when erect.
IS HE LOUD?: No, he will let out small whimpers especially when he's the sub at the time - but he prefers to be dom.
HIS PACE?: He prefers to go fast but will go slow if you need it.
KINKS, OR KINKY AT ALL?: Yes and no. He isn't hardcore kinky, but he has a nice set. Them being; Spanking, temp. play (ex. wax, ice, etc.) and lastly spit.
IS HE GOOD?: He isn't good, but he knows your sensitive spots and says he's the best at it just because he's steady with his thrusts.
IS HE CIRCUMSISED?: Yes, and he is proud of it, as cocky as he is...
If you're a guy he likes sucking your dick and looking in your eyes as he does so, staring into your eyes as he surprises you and sticks his tip of his tongue in your dick hole, sometimes he'll even jerk you off and open his mouth with his tongue slightly out so you can cum in his mouth.
No specific gender - he will put a vibrator on your clit/tip at the highest setting and rub on you or kiss on you as he does it.
No specific gender - he will spit on your privates (ass/pussy) as he thrusts into you, gripping on your hips and grunting. (If he's fucking your ass, he will add a few slaps)
He loves when you choke him with his own tie(s), and will look into your eyes with a smile as you do.
He will drip ice on your pussy's sore clit as he sticks his tongue in your core.
hii !! can you do a short drabble/headcanons(whatever you want it's okay) abt monoma with a pro hero! fem reader(after the timeskip),who used to really fight with monoma in their u.a days but secretly monoma has a crush for her? pls and thank uuu,have a good day💗
Hello! Let me start by apologizing because of my tardiness in answering this request, it's been all so stressfull currently but I've tried to sort out as much time now to keep on writing. I'm so thankful for your request and I hope it's to your liking!
Love mission
Warnings: minor cursing
Genre: Enemies to lovers Series: Boku No Hero Academia
You've been fighting with Neito longer than you could remember, how did it all begin?
It's been so long you can't really remember, though by now you think it must have been something really stupid.
However, to your young self, it hadn't been than way—nothing like that, Monoma had been so rude and sarcastic he's gotten you mad hundreds of times it wasn't even funny anymore. Not like it was funny to begin with.
When you paired to fight against him as a part of your training in 1-B you gave your all to get him to shut up.
You have only the memories on your mind as a weird relation with someone you thought you'd never see again—or more like work with since you were on the same profession.
But destiny seemed to have other plans because just five minutes ago you've gotten a petition to work on a mission with him as a partner.
Now you could understand why were you suddenly thinking so much about him, reminiscing on the old days it was as if you've invoked it.
Monoma on the other hand was smiling smugly after managing to convince their colleagues that you were the perfect match for him for the operation to be succesful.
Not like it needed much convincing on his part since a lot of his coworkers and side kicks were his classmates at some point and knew about his crush on you, they all were in for the tea when you'd work together.
Throughout your assignment, Monoma had been a real gentleman with you, soon discarding any anxious thoughts of discomfort you'd get while being with him.
He seemed more chill—but his confidence had maintained, which was something you clearly remembered about him but matched with his new cold and thoughtfull demeanour made you see him in a new light.
Neito had noticed some changes on yourself too, having grown more mature and your body features accentuating took a toll on him for the first seconds he saw you at your office to discuss the details of the mission. After having a right look of you, he'd been paying attention to your likings and how your attitude had evolved.
Of course you didn't know he'd been slightly stalking you on every newspaper he gets with the most recent news about heroes in general—smiling to himself when he saw you in a magnificent dress while at the heroes galas, nominations, awards, parties held made him think about approaching you and spilling all about his long-lasting crush.
After doing all your business and getting out of the villain's hideout safely with ten more prisoners, you went to say goodbye to Monoma, not really expecting for him to look so shocked when he heard you talk as if you'd never see each other again.
He tried his best to resume quickly his cool appearance and laughed uncomfortably, not brushing off the topic entirely—but rather asking if you were free any other time to re-build the relation you had.
You didn't hope for anything serious to go from that question but your heart beating fastly and cheeks burning made you think otherwise. You agreed.
Monoma would not let this chance to go to waste—now his mission would be to make you fall in love with him. Or maybe just a bit more for one of you to actually confess your feelings for each other?
-can braid hair. I don't know where or how he learned it but he does and can do really beautiful braids and can weave flowers in there too
-secret friends with Aoyama. They would get along and I'm pretty sure there's art with Monoma and Aoyama hanging out so it's canon
-avoided 1a LIKE THE PLAUGE for a straight week after the 'class A vs Monoma' incident bc they freaked him out so much (even though he knows why they did it)
-he and Eri hang out sometimes bc he was called over again to see if he could stock up energy and use her power and the two clicked well, so Monoma was allowed to hang out with her. He has braided her hair
-one of the top students in his class. Idc if he's supposed to be a bad student, he is too perceptive and smart and competitive to be a bad student. No. 2 in his class
-talks bad the least about Momo, Kirishima, and Tokoyami (at least when it's not to their faces) because they're friends with his classmates as much as he hates it
-favorite color is a soft blue. I think I read somewhere that his dorm was painted blue, idk how true that is.
-love language is quality time. Physical touch is a close second but he absolutely loves sitting on the couch minding his business and someone sits down with him and they're together doing their own things
-loves physical touch because it means they aren't scared to touch him and trust him. Playground bullies would definitely shriek and say he was gonna "steal their quirk" and it developed into no one wanting to be touched by him, so when his teachers and classmates put their hand on his shoulder or tap him to get his attention he feels slightly happy
-very good at adapting bc his body is literally wired to change depending on what quirk they copy, so it would probably have a psychological effect as well
-enjoys watching horror movies with Reiko. They're not his favorite genre and he definitely gets freaked out but he likes partaking in his classmates interests and they're kinda fun to watch
-multilingual. I have no concrete headcanons on how he learns, if he has family from other countries or anything, I just think he somehow knows three languages (including Japanese)
