you're a creature now! what kind?
werewolf - cursed as fuck babe
vampire - immortal and depressed the whole time
reptoid - I've always been a slimy bitch
mermaid - cute as fuck and will kill you after we fuck
bigfoot - they never believed in me
Loch Ness monster - just try and take a good picture of me. I dare you
a ghost - I've always been dead
a demon - I've always been dead and I'm fucking pissed about it
an alien - they could never understand me
a gnome - I belong in the forest
a fairy - I belong in the forest. fucking shit up
a troll - I have so much to say but good luck understanding









