#more fool him

[sleepnoises]

got lunch with the guy i dated in high school & at one point he said “so i’ve been listening to a podcast” and i plummeted into the depths of the men talk to me about podcasts emotion, and then he followed it up with “called my brother my brother and me” and i was rejuvenated

[suchamiracle-does-exist]

“He saved my life.” “More fool him.”

Das Boot (2018).

[cloudbattrolls]

I mentioned it to Nyles and I’m still laughing at the sheer contrast between how Thrixe would confess to Yumech, if he ever did, versus how he would actually want to confess.

Thrixe’s actual confession: quiet, lowkey, calm with the complete expectation of rejection. done this way to ensure Yu isn’t uncomfortable.

Thrixe internally: I love you so much, did you know? I love the sound of the air in your lungs and the way your eyes squint and how your hands move and the way you walk. I love your dedication and your kindness and the way you make the world more alive. You are the most beautiful of songs! I could say only your name and make it music! You are one of the greatest wonders I’ve ever known!

[foolishwizard]

this is my new character: what if Billy Joel were captain ahab

[likeahoor]

Somebody at work had some weird sexual exploits over the weekend that involved him urinating in a girl's mouth only he didn't remember it until she reminded him the next day and whenever I saw him today I started laughing at him and he was just so fucking done but I'm so glad he wasn't working on the shop floor today I would have spent the entire day mocking him for his pissing sex life. 

[nicedynmitearchive]

i forgot what a good movie slumdog millionaire was