#moxxihodunk

[concessionstantinople]

Doctor 0 but mixed with Klein's loudness and Mobius' speech patterns and lilts

YES YES this is such a good combo of voice omg..

[timothylawrence]

Stupid headcanons resource center

I love the names hehe

Hey Elyan!!

Thank you LMAO, fil and jordan had to hear me rant yesterday about how mad I was at myself for not being more specific in my titles, so this one was made to be blatant.

It's a WIP! LOL But here's my favorite August HC atm.

He's actually really meticulous about his apartment at Atlas being clean and organized. He's never had a permanent space of his own due to being in his mother's gang so now that he has his own space, he tries to keep it simple and orderly. :)

[ozomatli]

LYCAN SUBSCRIBE

this ones a silly lil fic involving @hyperionsceo 's arcane self insert and mine having a jolly good time where nothing bad happens at all no sirree

all that being said, lycan does not shift out of his wolf form. he simply continues growling, hoping that aforementioned creature will take the hint and get the fuck out of there.

they do not get the fuck out of there.

they continue approaching, and the footfalls are more obviously that of a human, albeit one limping steadily. he can see their shadow against one of the walls, and the figure finally steps into a moonbeam.

ah. the motherfucker himself, eddie rowan.

the bitch in question makes it five full steps towards lycan before completely collapsing.

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

Hammerlock and Wainwright ofc, but also Troy and Anger

HAHAHAHAHAH yes the old men obviously but I'm glad you like my epic rewrite portrayals of the ex siren siblings with shit bio fathers. Angel is an artistic soul who has done nothing wrong ever but also can and will kill and also is online a lot and also is goth. Troy is scene/emo and also a video game streamer in a similar vein to Jerma and also Tr*yrelia doesn't exist. They're both besties, hashtag realness

[moxxislefttit]

𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 ~

Mad Moxxi x reader

(Alright / sorry if this isnt that good its been over two years since i last wrote one lol im trying my best here 👀🥺💕so pls b nice n le comments and no homophobic assholes 😒

This is just gonna be a little cute fic of you and miss Moxxi UWU

This is mainly for the ladies out there who have crushes on the pretty lady but if you are male then change it in your brain but uh if you guys want me let me know 🥺💕 i take requests

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You gave a sigh as you cleaned off the sweat off your forehead, You had just returned from a mission with amara and the others and were cleaning themselves up in in there rooms, Amara peeked her head out and smiled at you "Hey (Y/N), Me and Moze are heading to Moxxi's, would you liked to come with ?"

You thought for a moment before nodding "sure i need a drink anyway ive had a long day heh."

you chuckled and waited for Amara and moze to finish, you followed them to till you saw the bright yellow letters that glowed  up top of the bar in the ship, walking in with your vault hunting buddies.

you took notice of the frown on the bar owner's face as you listened to your friends as they ordered their drinks before letting you walk up, the woman gave a bit of a smile that you could clearly tell was fake ..something was wrong ..then it hit you ..you remembered when you helped moxxi handle killavolt..she was lonely-your thoughts were cut off when a gloved hand waved in front of your face.

Moxxi raised a brow at you "Hellooo?...sugar you alright??"she questioned you while wiggling your arm, causing you to snap out of your staring.

"Hm..oh uh yeah um ill take (y/f/d)(your favorite drink)"

You gave her a smile, to which she returned giving another yet again fake smile  before making the drinks you then sat down with Amara and Moze as moxxi eventually set the glasses down,soon letting them be.

Soon enough your friends had gone back to their rooms when they had enough to drink, you stayed at the bar watching Moxxi clean around before getting up and made your way towards her"hey ..let me take you out to dinner."

Moxxi froze a bit before looking at you "I-im sorry?.."

You repeat "I'd like to take you out on a date ..I'm not saying it again ?"you chuckled leaning onto the table that she was cleaning "please...?" You begged, Moxxi sighed softly before looking at you "look I understand that i look upset but i-" you quickly cut her off "look just ..think it over ..please i dont like seeing a beautiful woman in pain.."you frown before leaning in and brought your lips to her cheek giving it a light peck before making your way to the door.

Moxxi froze, her cheeks turning red as she messed with the rag in her hands before speaking up quickly

"WAIT!"

You turned around to look at her  raising a brow

"Yeah?"

Moxxi gave a sigh "8:00pm tomorrow night.. be here"

You gave a smirk"of course!~so uh see ya later?"

Moxxi giggled and nodded watching you leave

"𝒮𝑒𝑒 𝓎𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓊𝑔𝒶𝓇 ~"

💋

[timothylawrence]

1. what’s the fic youre most proud of? 3. what fic are you emotionally attached to? and, 6. what’s the hardest part of the writing process for you? For the writing asks please?

Hi Elyan!!!

1. what's the fic youre most proud of? Definitely my Naoko fic, I think. That one was a surprise for Jordan so I had to keep it under wraps for a few days! But I'm also really proud of like, the story I guess? and being able to connect characters together who otherwise didn't have a connection (or dialogue, lmao). I put a lot of heart and emotion into that one, so I was happy to see so many people also liked it!!! Naoko is my baby!!!!

3. what fic are you emotionally attached to? This one was hard! I am like, super attached to pretty much all my fics 'cause they all take forever to write and I tend to cater a little playlist for them so there's an element of nostalgia there. But, I think I'd have to go with my first ever bl fic!!! I wrote it in like, 24 hours and I was genuinely obsessed with it. I also kinda loved how I bridged a gap I felt was missing while exploring dynamics of brand new characters! It was my first time ever writing the bl gang :)!

6. what’s the hardest part of the writing process for you? titles my detested.... I genuinely spend an hour or so thinking of titles LMFAO. They irk me soooo bad. Thank god for song lyrics

[concessionstantinople]

Character ask game for the one and only Doctor 0

He's just like me fr

[concessionstantinople]

Tell me about Shade Bl2, I don't have DLCs

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT spoilers for the Captain Scarlett dlc and the first ep of tales from the borderlands below the cut

OK SO this dude right here right [intro card in the dlc] is Shade, the last living resident of the town of Oasis. He's first introduced as some guy calling to the vault hunter for help since Oasis is being attacked by bandits attempting to steal the town's water

After you finish the first boss character there, he's officially introduced with his character card, referring to him as "your new bff" since he immediately gets attached to the player and is super clingy in general. After the fighting and intro, he ends up offering you his Sandskiff [boatlike floating thing?? Idk] to meet up with Scarlett, but after entering it it. Blows up. I'm thinking it was on purpose to have whoever going for the treasure stick around for a bit longer, which will make sense in a sec

So now you're on a fetch quest for parts that were lent over to the townsfolk of Oasis, who he insists are totally alive and definitely Not dying of thirst, and each person you go to is a corpse, strung up with ropes to stand, and speakers with pre-recorded messages from Shade acting like the people, or whatever he decided to have them act like, idk. The townsfolk include a gruff drunkard, a comedian, an outgoing teen [??], the flirt, and what he describes as "The town sexpot".

As to how the town got like this, there was a huge drought, and the amount of sandpirates in the area stole what water they could, and people started dying off. As to how Shade is alive from the situation, idk, my only guess is from drinking the fountain water in the town but I think he'd die from that.

Anyways, he's been driven 'mad' due to the mix of the dehydration problem and lack of socialization, which leads to how he interacts with the player [see above reasons], even to the point of a mission part to just join back up to him because he likes your presence. In the event of him not having available quests for the player, he continues to insist them to stay, even saying he's willing to provide some entertainment for them [see image below]

After going through more of the DLC's story mode, you eventually discover a place that's just. Entirely filled with water. It's own Oasis. Once it's in view, Shade talks to the player over the echo device thingie, I don't have that dialogue on hand, BUT I do have some later dialogue as you continue walking through where Shade says, "It's a good thing that no one in Oasis is dying of thirst, ha! Otherwise, the wight of that enormous spring might fill me with a tragic rage !", before bursting into laughter, which I think is due to his happy outgoing side he puts on, to prevent him from dwelling on all the shit Oasis has been through. Idk too much after this in the DLC, haven't finished it yet, but he DOES appear in the first episode of tales of the borderlands [[%

After the events of the DLC, he ends up leaving Oasis and taking over his [totally not dead] grandpa's business, the World of Curiosities, which features many taxidermy statues of Pandora's fucked up beasts. When he took over, he ended up adding a new exhibit including taxidermy of different people of Pandora, including Bewm, and some big Hyperion scientist that was obsessed with trying to recreate Handsome Jack. He's introduced as one of the taxidermies, and ends up scaring the Rhys and Vaughn, and shows them the way to August for the deal.

He also appears in Fiona's half of the story, ending up scaring her as well as she breaks into the vents of the place. Shade ends up following her in the vents, and offers to show her to a nice hiding spot to watch over the deal. If you agree, you get a nice little alert that says you've earned a new best friend, but if you disagree, he ends up leaving the vents and getting shot in the crossfire after the deal, wishing that Fiona had agreed for him to stay.

During this event he ends up trying to get the corpses of some bandits to help clean up the place, which I guess could imply he doesn't comprehend how death works, or he is continually stuck on the stage of denial when we do see him

Anyways yea I'm still probably digging too deep into this guy but yknow what he's neat, I wanna be besties with him, and I wanna make friendship bracelets with him