Nov 7, 2018
Rejoice, for I, Dio, have deigned to grace you with my presence. Do not disappoint or bore me. (From Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, app is in the sidebar, blah blah)
Welcome, Dio!
Oh, I like you. You can stay in the Ritzy Shit. Because I’m a patron of the arts, your beautiful mansion will have a nude statue of you, Dio, though the torso is more built than your own (and strikingly familiar). You’ll also get a switchblade.
Have fun!