May 16, 2021
Trevelyan: Must be hard not being able to laugh Lavellan: I do have a sense of humor you know Trevelyan: I’ve never heard you laugh before Lavellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Trevelyan: Must be hard not being able to laugh Lavellan: I do have a sense of humor you know Trevelyan: I’ve never heard you laugh before Lavellan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Leliana: What happened?! Evelyn: Do you want the long version or the short version? Cullen: Short?? Lavellan: Shit's fucked. Josephine: Okay, long. Trevelyan: Shit's very fucked.
Lavellan: Let’s write Cullen a friendly note, shall we? Dear... Incompetent... Dumbass...
Trevelyan: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Lavellan: I think you mean cards.
Leliana: She did not.
Trevelyan, pulling out knives: I did not.
Evelyn, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know! Lavellan: How? Trevelyan: How what? Lavellan: How could they be worse? Trevelyan: They couldn’t, I lied. Lavellan:
Lavellan: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Trevelyan: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Lavellan: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Ithelan: Please, I'm begging you to at least let Solas or Vivienne look at it. Evelyn: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
Trevelyan: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon. Lavellan, not looking up from their book: Spear. Trevelyan: BLOCKED.