#naruto shitposts

[randomprose]

Naruto: Teme, keep an eye on Sakura-chan today. Someone is gonna say something wrong and get her fist to their face. Sasuke: Sure, I'd love to see Sakura punch someone. Naruto: Yeah, me too, but try again. Sasuke *sighs and rolls his eyes*: I will try to stop Sakura from punching someone.

[silenceinternalmonologue]

me when the fuckign ninja show

[anns-works]

Naruto: You are the most jealous man I know.

Sasuke:

Sasuke: You know other men?

[aizawasboytoy]

kankuro has a tumblr but instead of making actual posts he just reblogs huge arguments with 40 paragraphs from 10 different people and comments “anyone smoke weed in this thread?”

[alivonique-blog]

a couple of inspirational quotes from shikamaru

[anns-works]

Sakura: Sensei! Naruto called me the B-word! Naruto: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B. Iruka, internally: *wheeze*

[anns-works]

Itachi, randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in hand: Hey guys, what's up?

Obito, with 40 bats coalescing into an approximate human form, holding a gatorade: Not much, how about you?

Shisui, with 5 wolves making their presence known with a piercing howl before joining in the circle and cluttering together to take the form of a human with iced coffee: 'Sup.

Iruka, coming out of the back door to take out the trash: *sighs* I told you guys many times not to hang out back here. It's a school night.

[anns-works]

Naruto: ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ 'ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵒʳᵖʰᵃⁿˢ', ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿˀ

Orochimaru: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Naruto: ᴮᵘᵗ ʷʰᵃᵗ’ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˀ

*Awkward pause*

Orochimaru: Naru-chan, they...they weren’t always orphans.

Naruto: