#nathan:sms

[thexmetarchive]

[MSG: ] Walked in on my boss nailing his secretary on the copy machine. It’s gonna be a VERY awkward meeting tomorrow…

[MSG;] The way I see it, do what any respectable person would do

[MSG;] Look him in the eye and smile, even slip him a little wink

[MSG;] Might even get yourself a little promotion 

[thexmetarchive]

sms : destiny

Nathan: This hangover I have right now is no joke.

Nathan: That is the last time you trick me into karaoke