Our friendly staff will welcome you in the lobby, where we’ll happily carry your bags for you. Look at you pretending you’re about to help! Shh, you’re in a safe place now. It’s our pleasure to serve your every shameful wish. Your room will be just a short distance away, but we’ll gladly drive you in a golf cart transport. You can leave ambulating behind. . Don’t feel like putting pants on? Order room service from our round-the-clock menu, available any time you’re feeling up to ingesting. We’ll be right at your door with food farmed, harvested, raised, slaughtered, chopped, cooked, plated, and walked right to your room. Where do you want us to put it, sir? Right here, next to the bed? Sounds great. Can we chew it for you and release the premasticated pellets into your oral cavity while you recline? No? You sure? It would be our pleasure. . When you’re done with your dishes, simply brush them onto the floor. One of our friendly staff will crawl into your room with a dust bin and eliminate the mess as soon as you’ve passed out for your first nap. . Article by @paulettejperhach #newresort #resortlife #resortlifestyle #resorthotel #lastresort #lazypieceofshit #lazyfuck #servitude https://www.instagram.com/p/B7PtMRog2OC/?igshid=1e1h0lelkacn7
