#nice try bro

[spaciebabie]

guy trying to hack you ating you on a post: hey yeah did you know about this new tumblr thing? the tumblr thing where you have to verify your account yeah. within the next 48 hours or something Really Bad will happen. yep. this is real. didnt get an email? oh they dont do those anymore. trust my post boy. follow this link

[johnnyvalance]

bro some matthew lilard impersonation account followed me and i thought it was real for a sec 💀

[pop-punklouis]

Harry will date (FAKE) a man so be prepare.

i fixed it.

[oct0bra1ns]

Get stoned to death

HUH

WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM LOL

[disparatemind]

I always find it funny when I get a call from a customer and it's an attorney and they try to scare me into doing what they want by quoting other states' laws at me.

That's nice. This is not your state.

[deanwax]

Itadori: I LIKE WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE

Me late to watching JJK: pff, I already know this has done NOTHING to stop two metric tonnes of homoerotic fanart cos I've already seen it on the Tumblr

[meganflores]

I'm sorry but I think you had the element of surprise when you punched people,,, I'd kick your ass in a straight fight 😊

okay,,, if that’s what you have to tell yourself to keep yourself esteem up

[recklessrex]

LMAOOOOOOO!