My Boyfriend’s Opinions on Noah Ships
Nourtney- “Nope nope nope nope”
Nizzy- “Izzy’s not held down by anyone, Noah would think it’s Just Too Stupid”
NoCo- “Kinda like it, but I also fuckin hate Cody”
Neva- “You’ve convinced me that Noah is a little baby bitch, so Eva would be top dog and make Noah do smart things, it would work well”
Nidgette- “Bridgette’s too cool for Noah, sometimes opposites attract but... not that much”
Gwoah- “They’re shitlords in their own way, so I like it”
Neather- “Wanna support it for Little Baby Bitch Noah but Heather might be too smart for Noah’s bullshit, she also wouldn’t have much to gain (AleHeather supremacy)”
Notie- “I don’t know enough about her but I think it’s wack”
NoJ- “Gotta really think about DJ not being straight (I am DJ), it would work alright if DJ wasn’t; DJ would be down with the snark as long as Noah isn’t too mean”
Nyler- “I like it! Tyler’s dumb enough to go along with Noah’s shit”