#no catch

[iboughtyomamaflowers]

Does someone what to experience having an uterus for 5-7 days

[yourenumber1]

All of my truth

I love you and I always will

💋💋💋

[hermionerose28]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO!

My Trainer Code is 1309 6103 0714!

[sideways-eight-train]

Car where you have to navigate a maze in pitch black.

[toxicrayofsunshine]

Keres *puts plate in front of Dean*: Here ya go!

Dean: What's this?

Keres: Pie

Dean: Where'd you get it?

Keres: I made it

Dean: Ok... what's the catch?

Keres: No catch. You guys have just been working so hard lately, I wanted to do something nice.

Dean:

Keres:

Dean: No seriously, what's the catch?

[asexualstorywriter]

If you're visiting Singapore and you want a free tourguide for a day, hit me up! Please signal boost for me with a cherry on top :))

Okay so here's the deal:

I love meeting people and I also believe that if you plan your itinerary through a google search, you're not gonna see the true culture of the country.

Point is, I'm Singaporean and I'll take you on a free tour of Singapore to see what it's like to be Singaporean AND I'll take you home for a homecooked dinner, no expense necessary on your part. Just eat and appreciate.

PS. I only speak English, Mandarin and very very very basic Spanish that kinda only works if I can read it. But I have taken a family of Hungarians out before and we managed so..

DISCLAIMER: If you are a group of more than 3, dinner at my house may not happen because my dining table is only so big.

There is no catch. I just really like talking to people and I also like making people go: "I didn't know you guys did that!" It's my favourite part.

So if you are visiting or anyone you know wants to visit, reblog with a comment and I'll message you privately!

[the-football-chick]

Over 7 billion people on the planet and not one of them can tell you what an NFL catch is, least of all an NFL ref.

IG: sportscenter (9/6/18)