Itadori: *intensly staring*
Nobara: *staring back*
Megumi: ...so what are we doing?
Itadori: She's dating someone but she won't tell me who, but everyone else seems to know.
Megumi: Oh its M-
Nobara: If as much as more syllable comes out of your mouth and I will punt you into the fucking sun.
Gojo: And that's my cue to take my adopted son and go, good luck Yuji
Toji: That's my son you know
Maki: Hey babe can I have a kiss?
Megumi:
Nobara:
Itadori:
Megumi:
Nobara:
Itadori:
Itadori: IT WAS MAKI?
Everyone: ....fuck
Nobara: seems you have all chosen death











