#non-ask posts

[down-with-the-croaker]

projecting my period cramps onto the muppet joker

[skypatrol92]

Aaaand… there! The connection is live, I think.

You’re the tech genius here, little bro. I think ya did it right!

… So… do we just wait? That’s it now?

Yep! Now we just wait for the first questions to roll in!

Well, this is YOUR blog, I know you can take it from here. Show ‘em why Miles “Tails” Prower is the smartest fox around!

D’aww, sonic, i’m not THAT great-

Nuh-Uh, Tails! This is a hardcore FACT! Now give it your all!

Ok then, yeah! I’ve got this! I’ll do you proud, Sonic! I can overcome this!

[Sonic and Tails are now open for asks]

[down-with-the-croaker]

I'm honestly hoping that thing feels disgusted and hates itself

[down-with-the-croaker]

Damn I really need a new hate character.

[down-with-the-croaker]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THE MUPPET JOKER SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THE MUPPER JOKER AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE!

[down-with-the-croaker]

I'M ASEXUAL. I HATE SEX. I HATE THE MUPPET JOKER. I HOPE HE GETS A FUCKING INFECTION FOR ALL HE'S DONE TO YOU. YOU USED TO BE NORMAL. I WILL FUCKING BREAK THE TEETH AND BLEND THEM UP IN A FUCKING BLENDER.

[down-with-the-croaker]

Happy aromantic awareness week guys! Remember that you are valid and that people who say romantic feelings are something everyone feels are stupid and deserve to be hit with hammers!

[down-with-the-croaker]

I think that freak is infecting my brain without my consent because whenever I see the green tumblr icon speak (the "i hunger. i must consume" thing) , I immediately think the muppet joker has hacked tumblr, and then I stab myself with a fork.