'ALLO BRUVNA I AM THE MAD MOD AND I HAVE LEFT YOU A CRYPTIC VILLAINOUS MESSAGE ON THE HOB AS I SCRUB IT.
CAN YOU SOLVE IT, YOU CLEVER, SILLY THING?
Please I had a shite day and I'd be utterly chuffed tossing it in the bin and moving onward without so much as a coy glance over my shoulder at the lives I may have lived.













