#normal crock post

[gawdland]

what doesnt kill you makes you go out walking on sunny days until you end up on a tree-lined street where you can look up at the gaps of sunlight and realise you miss them more than anything

[gawdland]

[gawdland]

"divorced the wife today. Probably wont get the kids. Drank beer that was 300 caIs. Gonna go yell at minorities on facebook."

#oldmanblogging #this is an old man blog #this is what makes us old men #the big lebowski #hell is a middle aged man #male testeria #man interrupted #humbert #nickleback #im just a man

[gawdland]

me: hey can i please like this post

tumblr web: no

me: .....well i really like it so-

tumblr web: No.

[gawdland]

We got autism central over here

[gawdland]

do my mutuals know theyre the funniest people on earth and that i love them all very much?

[gawdland]

Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash in Brazil. What the fuck.

[gawdland]

everyone hates me ❌ (places blame on others)

I'm unlikable ✅ (self reflective, clear, realistic, acknowledges ones flaws, heroic, mysterious, big dick, impeccable credit score, listens to mitski)