#not infected

[mybrainisthickerthanmyass]

I’m not saying I regret piercing my helix, because I absolutely do not, but I do regret accidentally sleeping on them last night

[glenncoco4]

Shoutout to Sarah for bringing Densi fans relief!! 😂

[samsi6]

Don't get me wrong: there are countless reasons to take corona seriously! I myself try to do. And one thing is, you can travel by public transport service much easier now! Trains are empty, streets and places are to. So, no problem about turning around wherever you go with no risk to get directly infected by whatever. Take your turn now!

[admiralsiege]

me: okay im gonna go to sleep

my body: ok im gonna go to sleep

my organs: ok im gonna go to sleep

my limbs: ok im gonna go to sleep

my brain: ok im gonna think about how many people think vaccines will save eveything even though i, an unvaccinated teenager, has not been sick once in my life.

[nice-weather-were]

My mums a nurse so I know shit

My friend was worried about her finger because she cut it in a cotton candy machine. (Long story, but stuff went flying and broke a window). She asked us “if it looked infected?”

I looked at it. Not swollen. Not red. No pus. Not infected. Yay! What I didn’t realize was, that it was her middle finger, and she was flipping us all off without knowing… I think I forgot to assess that part. Whoops (scratch the broken window! It probably was just scratched!)

P.S HAPPY BIRTHDAY MB!!!

[stackcats]

i took the dressing of my BIG incision and oh man it’s gross, no wonder this shit still hurts

[keprambles]

Fuck you CENTRAL LINE RECOVERY THIS IS AWFUL