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[reputayswift]

I. met. him. at. a. part-y. 🎈🍾🪩🕺👀 (I. think. he. was. on. ᵈʳᵘᵍˢ. 🤪🤷‍♀️) he. was-n’t. smart. or. funn-y. 🙅‍♀️🧐🙅‍♀️🤣 (I con-vinced my-self he ʷaaaᵃˢ 🤷‍♀️🙂‍↕️) he. had. a. great. a-part-ment. 🤩👍🏢 (and a-car his parents ᵇᵒᵘᵍʰᵗ 🧑‍🧑‍🧒💸🏎️🥴) I. thought. that. he. was. per-fect ✨🧍‍♂️✨😍…(and NOW his NUMBer’s BLOCKED 🥴🤳🚫🧍‍♂️) took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (took a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) but now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐 (now I am 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒 🙂‍↕️👍🔐) I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨ (I am SO 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🫩➡️😎✨) now I ask for more and MORE and MORE and MORE and MORE!!!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🗣️🤚👂 “SO I HIT THE NEW YEAR 🗓️🤏🥳🪩 LIKE A SINGLE GIRL 🙅‍♀️🧍‍♂️ AT A VEGAS BAR 🏜️👯‍♂️🍾🤪 (ROCKIN’ MY MINI DRESS 💃👗🤏 WITH A VODKA CRAN 🍓🍹🤏 AND AN OPEN HEART 🫴❤️‍🩹) YEAH, I’VE GOT HOPE 🙂‍↕️🙏 YEAH, I’VE GOT DRIVE 🙂‍↕️🏃‍♀️💨 I 🙂‍↔️ WILL 🙂‍↔️ NOT 🙂‍↔️ LOSE MY 🙂‍↔️ FAITH 🙂‍↔️😎🙏…(🕶️🤏🥴 don’t think my future husband’s at this bar in Silver Lake…)”✋😳🤚 but in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏 (in a couple 𝓂𝑜𝓃𝓃𝓉𝒽𝒽𝓈𝓈𝓈 🗓️🤏) a man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🧍‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️ (this man will be 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒸𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓊𝓇𝑒𝒹 🏃‍♂️🤏🙂‍↕️) HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨ (HE will be 𝑒𝓋𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝓁𝓁𝓁𝓋𝑒𝒹 🙂‍↕️✨🧍‍♂️➡️😎✨) and I will be adored ADORED ADORED ADORED ADORED 🏃‍♂️🤏🥰 !!!! I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~ 🐭 ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣᵖᵉᶜᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ. ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵇᶦᵍ. ᵉˣ⁻ᵖᵉᶜ⁻ᵗᵃᵗ⁻ᶦᵒⁿˢ. 🐭 🤖 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚜𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕. 𝚋𝚒𝚐. 𝚎𝚡-𝚙𝚎𝚌-𝚝𝚊𝚝-𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 🤖 I! 😎 WON’T! 🙂‍↔️ SETTLE! 🥱 FOR! A! GUY! 🧍‍♂️ WITH! A! FAKE! JOB! 🎭 theyseemsoDESPERATEforLOVIN’ but, baby, 🗣️🙅‍♀️🙂‍↔️ I’M NOT!!! 🙂‍↔️🙅‍♀️🗣️ 𝑔𝒶𝓋𝑒 🫴 my 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🫴💜 with 𝓏𝑒𝓇𝑜 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓅𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈~ 🙅‍♀️📝 (𝓃𝑜𝓌. I 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 💜🤏 careful 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📄🧐💭) I’M! 😎 NOT! 🙂‍↔️ KISSIN’! 🙂‍↔️🫸😘 ANY! BOY! 🧍‍♂️ THAT! IS! PASS-IVE! 🥱🤷‍♂️ theirindecISIONisPAINfully unATTRACTIVE! 🤔💭🤷‍♂️ 🤢🤕🙅‍♀️ 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓉 🗓️ mis𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨💔 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒾𝓃𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 📝🧐💭 THESE! DAYS! I’VE! GOT! 𝓔𝓧𝓟𝓔𝓒𝑇𝓐𝑇𝓘𝓞𝓝𝓢~

[blended-ice]

Hey, it's Homer here.

Yeah, that Homer. Homer the poet, not Homer the Simpson.

Look, buddy, we don't need any problems here, so I'm just gonna say this loud and clear. You're getting sued.

I've seen your artwork, they're beautiful! Especially the Odysseus fanart 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 mmmgghhhhh Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 But anyways, they're illegal. I never gave you permission to draw MY characters. My charming, perfect, gorgeous, stunning, exquisite, elegant, radiant, alluring, and captivating Odysseus... and the others ig. So here is how this is gonna go, punk. We can either do this the easy way.... or the hard way. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 Odysseus 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤. I'm open to accepting other payments. Let's make a deal. You draw me x 🤤 Odysseus 🤤, and I'll drop the lawsuit. If not, prepare for the wrath of Homer, sacker of Odysseus' thighs.

Thank you for your time,

Homer the not Simpson.

Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Odysseus' Thighs 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Also, I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I'm having an event at Barnes and Nobles, signing copies of the Iliad and Odyssey. Money is tight man... tight.... everything reminds me of him...

Homer you’re OLD your works are in the public domain! but even if they weren’t I KNOW MY RIGHTS I’m protected by the fair use doctrine COME AT ME BRO 🗣️

oh wait. you just want yaoi? good stuff… I’ll get back to you…homerxodysseus #hodysseus

wait. barnes and noble? Not an independent bookstore?? smh…. not you feeding the corporate machine… cmon man :/

[i-the-vezzel]

Whats up, systems😎😎😎?!?! It's ya boi♂️ I-THE-VEZZEL here and toDAY! I'm going to need YOUR🫵🧍‍♀️ help to spread the 💥ENDOGENIC PROPAGANDA 💥 so we can turn YOUR🫵🧍‍♀️mother into OUR 👉🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️mother (we will introject her at the speed of light)

[andr3w-th3-w0lf]

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[probablygoodrpgideas]

Four to five players in prolly the way to go.

I’ll use the rest of my minimum requirement words to say Wario

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You forgot to mention the system but I do like your mention of Wario. 6/10

[foster-the-moths]

i love tumblr where else can i get these <-<-<-->-> gayass little automatic arroes when i type - and > next to each other love these hoes <-<- -> wooo yeah<-<-<-->-><-<-<-->

<-<-<-<-<-<-->->->->->->-><-<-<-<-<-<-<-<- i love you gayass arrows <-<-<- <-<-->->->->->->-><-<-<-<-<-->->->

[aquilacalvitium]

GUYS WAIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE TYOU FUCKING SHITTING MEW I CAN'T BELIVHIEWINFFVIUARHVIJIADBRVI;ENRQIJEARI;VJAELRNVIULERJVKLSERBVIOERVJLENRIOVHEUILRSVNEULSRBVIOERNBVERNSILUVNIEBVIOERBVIUERVIULEUVNERIURBVIOEJVHLENVPOERNVLEJRVLEBRVPOJEWRULVHEWPRJHVULEJRGIH

[crippled-peeper]

“Everyone’s suffering is unique and personal, the pain Olympics aren’t real…”

🙂

“that’s why I compare needing adderall to needing chemotherapy”

🙃

“It’s literally the same amount of deadly as not getting insulin while diabetic”

😡

“Also ADHD is literally paralyzing… exactly the same as having a spinal cord injury”

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