Arthur: Gwaine does Merlin seems chipper to you????
Gwaine: umm I guess??? Why do you ask sire??
Arthur: it's weird it's like he seems nicer
Gwaine: Merlin always nice tho
Arthur: no like nicer than usual
Gwaine: well if it helps I heard he's courting someone
Arthur: Merlin???? Courting someone???? And what maiden would ever want Merlin?????
Gwaine: well sire if you should know many maiden has fallen for Merlin's charms and in fact I heard he's courting isn't even a maiden
Arthur: what??? Who is he?!?!
Gwaine:well I heard he's a king
Arthur:a king ?!? And where on earth would Merlin find the time to court a king ??? What else??????????
Gwaine:well I heard he's blonde has blue eyes and his signature color is red
Arthur: Blonde??? are u sure because as far as I remember my father told me I was the only blonde noble men
Gwaine: well oh sire I'm Afraid I said too much perhaps i should stop
Arthur: Gwaine don't you dare I'm am your king and you will answer me right now!!!!!
Gwaine ok fineeeeee.......... he's name is Arthur
Arthur:*whispering* fuck he's name is also Arthur how the hell am I supposed to complete with that??????
Gwaine:..........
Gwaine: well I guess Merlin has a thing for idiots

















