#oc johan

[pepto-bismolfan]

Sarevok taking off his helmet : I will be the last bhaalspawn and you shall perish!

Imoen: He's bald! He's bald and torturing bhaalspawn who have hair!

[charomiami]

Happy Valentine’s Day, @helloaschefire

I’d asked and was told... the Twist. The more I thought about it (Even if someone thinks I changed my mind)... While Val may be a versed and amazing dancer... Johan may actually have more fun doing the twist.. and Valentina would never turn down a dance with her general. I went back to the place they first met and all the trouble started... HC: Val & Jo holds a lil corner in Hancock’s heart and knowing it was also her birthday told them to “Spiff the place up a little”... you know. because why not.

[pepto-bismolfan]

Johan the weeping knight cursed to be held by bloody hands

I love my acrylic markers sooo much

[pepto-bismolfan]

Life outside of candle keep is so great! Everyone is so nice and normal!

[pepto-bismolfan]

Sarevok: *joins Gorions ward a known do gooder*

Johan: *does something good*

Sarevok: KILL YOURSELF

[pepto-bismolfan]

I’m at the final part of bg2 and I’m sooooo maaaaddd

I got all the stupid tears and put them in only to get my alignment changed to chaotic evil cause I killed that stupid dragonnnn

So I had to reload

But that 20,000 xp was so nice ;—; but my boy can’t be evil (and I don’t have that stupid Helmet to change my alignment)

[pepto-bismolfan]

“You are the saddest bhaalspawn ever!”

Ugh let this man just sit in a field and read

[pepto-bismolfan]

It’s crazy how both your father figures haunt the narrative in bg1/2