#ocean'sheadcanon

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Lou: You are too cute.

Debbie: I'm not cute. I'm hot.

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Tammy x Nine Ball

So picture this... Tammy got back home after a stressing day at her job (run a illegal sale is kind of tiring), all she wants is to eat dinner, take a hot shower and go to bed. ideationally with Leslie – well, Nine Ball, not even her is allowed to use the girl real name. But when she opens the door all lights are out and there is no sound. First she thinks she had mistaken the day his ex-husband was going to pick the kids up, so she checks up the calendary on her cellphone, but no, not the day yet. Then she got worried, her kids, her loud and hiperative kids aren’t there screaming at her random things as usual. Nine said she could pick them from school and take them to eat ice cream with her and her sister and then bring them home. Tammy decides to look before panicking. She goes upstair and, for her relieve, she can hear someone talking and giggles that sound like her son. All the doors in the hallway where closed, so she went to her own room and opened it slowly. Nine was sitting in the bed, a laptop on her lap, huge green headphones in her ears and a amused smile. She looked up when she saw the door opening. Tammy: Did you bury my kids in a ditch or something? Nine: Is interpretative. You can see in your own way, I suppose. Tammy: What are you doing? Nine: We’re playing. Tammy: Playing? Nine: It’s called online game, mama. Tammy: Don’t give me that face. Nine: What face? Tammy: The ‘jee, old people’ one. Nine's smile got bigger. Nine: You’re going to make me lose and I’m invensible in this one. Tammy: So you’re not going to lose. Nine: Shut up. When Nine got back on the game Tammy decides to go check the other rooms. Her son is in the guest room, with his own laptop, Adventure Time headphones on, biting the tip of his tongue. Her daughter is using a laptop she saw Nine using before, so she assumes she lend it along with the headphone with kitten ear. Then she saw a light coming from beneath the door from the room Tammy uses to keep the kids toys. When she opens it, there's Nine’s sister sitting in a puff. She closes the door quickly when she see how concetrate the girl is, then she stop in the hallway and stand there smiling for a few minutes. Right after hearing Nine’s sister screaming a loud NO and Nine’s laughting Tammy goes to the kitchen to make sandwichs.

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Debbie Ocean x Lou Miller Headcanons

-Debbie proposed three months after the heist. Amita didn’t need that much time to make the ring, but Debbie wanted it to be absolutely perfect and made her do all over again like five times;

-They went to California together for the “did nothing wrong just living life” period after the Met. Until they somehow robed a bank and left to go visit Europe for another six months before coming back to the loft;

-Lou is the one who cooks. Debbie do the dishes (or put them in the washer). Neither of them do the laundry, that’s why on someday’s the girls find them only in underwear at the loft;

-Debbie hates Lou’s motorcycle. Is fucking dangerous and Lou kind of is a crazy driver. She almost have a heart attack everytime she sees Lou with her helmet on and Keys in hand. She never asked her to stop riding it though. She knows Lou loves it and she would never asker to stop doing something she likes, but Debbie do ask her to be carefull anytime she leaves (with a forehead kiss to make a point);

-“You better get back to me.” “I’m going to the supermarket. Nine and Constance ate all of our chipps, I will be back in half an hour.” “You’re going with your bike, is always dangerous.” Lou rolls her eyes. “I drive safety.” “Yeah. And I pay my taxes. Just be careful.”;

-Constance calls them Ma and Mom. It annoys them no end. She is almost thirty and have parents for God sake;

-Tammy is always saying how “it was obvious they would end together” even when Debbie is reminding her how many times Tammy had flirt with her among the years. “You weren’t together then!”;

-They watch cops TV shows and investigation ones. They still discuss if CSI is better than Law and Order or not;

-Debbie goes visit Dany’s grave once a month. She likes to stay alone there for a few minutes, so Lou goes buy some flowers until she thinks is good enought to approach;

-Lou went to Dany’s grave when they started dating (two weeks before the Met Gala success). “I know how important you were to her, and how important she was to you. I swear I will take care of her and will never let her go to jail again. Sorry about that by the way. Not my fault, you know how she is.”;

-Debbie got drunk one night with Daphne, Nine, Constance and Amita while Lou was at the night club working. They got out and made a matching tattoo of a diamond. Tammy gave them a big lecture about being irresponsible, but Lou couldn’t stop laughing at the drawing at her wife’s shoulder. “At least is not in the ass, Tammy.” She says. Constance looked down with an ashamed expression. “Oh no.”;

-They adopted a puppy two months after the wedding. Their biggest fight was how to name him. It was a German Shepherd, who grew to be reaching Debbie’s shoulders when jumping. He’s named Cinnamon, for Debbie’s exasperation;

-Lou bought a onesie to Debbie. It have dollar bills all over it. Debbie rolled her eyes when she opened it;

-Lou opened a big and better bar with the money they got from the Toussaint. Debbie makes sure all the financial part is right because Lou can’t bring herself to care about it, and the last thing they need is the government investigating for taxes fraude from the bar;

-For their second year aniversary Constance gave them a trip to South Africa, including a safari and a cage diving whit white sharks. Lou was really excited for it, but Debbie was freaking out from the beginning (she couldn’t get in the water at any time in the travel because all she could think was the big ass giant fucking fish she saw jumping out of water);

-“Are you insane?! They are fucking giant big fish that can bite your leg off!” “Well, if that happens I know you will still love me, so... I’ll do it.” “Louise Miller, you’re not geting inside that boat!” “Honey.” “What the fuck you want?!” “Is Louise Oceans for two years now.” “... You still not going, don’t give me that fucking charming stupid smile.”

-Nine, Constance, Amita and Daphne have a bet on them. Who will be the first to get all jealous at a party and how long will it take. They even have their bets on a Excel sheet. Nine is about a hundred points in front of everyone;

-So yeah, they get jealous when someone is flirting with the other... or talking too close... or smiling... or just looking. Debbie have her special way to throw the girls away. She always grabs Lou by her neck and give her the hotest kiss she can manage, then she backoff and smile inoccently at the stupid girl who thought her wife was a fair game. Lou is a lot more discreet, no less determinate, she just grabs the person by their arm against a wall and go all “that’s my woman, so you better keep you eyes and hands to yourself or I will rip them off your body”;

-They sit in the park and drink coffee;

-Lou is the big spoon, obviously, but Debbie likes to lay with her head on Lou’s chest and wrap their legs together while the other woman run her fingers through her hair. They lay like that when watching a movie, resting on bed or are making plans to their next scheme.