#odious's journal

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Solaris has come around once more. As much as I loathe to remember what I once considered home, I prefer to acknowledge this holiday over Christmas. At least Solaris didn't come with such grating music played near ritualistically. I don't know who this Mariah Carey is, but I'm sick to death of that bloody song.

So, regardless, I have offerings for my...friends.

I have friends. Such a foreign word. But I would like to bring them into the new year with me, and if I may allow myself a moment of optimism, perhaps even one more.

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If I walk outside and see a full grown man on a leash I am going to be very unhappy.

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I've been noticing an unusual uptick lately in temporal anomalies. While not nearly enough to be of concern yet, the increased frequency of storms is a clear indicator that someone has been mucking about with interdimensonal technology before this universe has yet to balance itself and disperse excess energy. If this keeps up I believe we may have to brace for potential tearing in the fabric of space and who knows just what will come through. Caution ought to be exercised for the time being.

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May I have your attention!

War is fast approaching and the time for preparation is at hand. This is a call to all who have chosen to ally yourself with me to fend off the scourge of piracy and stick it to Cortex. Should anyone else wish to join my roster, I'll send my coordinates and we will convene at the war table.

A reminder to all that this is a fight. We are not here to chase skirts and coattails! Leave the spectators out of the fray and show some bloody decency. If you're not going to take this conflict seriously, then stay out of my way.

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I find it funny, really, that it seems as a general consensus people are much more willing to explore the vast expanse of outer space than they are the bottom of the ocean.

...I suppose it would be difficult for me to argue with that given my line of work.

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What an odd thing. What is this "boop" button and why are people using it on me? I've been "booped" several times already.

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It's about the little joys in life, or so I've heard. I've got a little less yellow in my life. Why I think I'd be content if I never saw that little prick ever again.

...Come to think of it, I never did deal with the undergarment incident. Perhaps I shall burn the offending article today.

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Oh would you look at that. I think I'm having a heart attack. Oh well. Suppose I'll die.