#odyeurypoli

[sniffle-bird]

post-boar activities + pre-canon euryody below the cut 😋

these two are unrelated and my eury design is different for both but… shhhh…. 🤫 freakdysseus at it again

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Odysseus: I'm going to sleep. Polites, come spoon with me. We need to huddle together for warmth.

Eurylochus: No, Polites. You're my best friend. You're going to spoon with me.

Odysseus: I called first spoon. Polites, get over here right now.

Eurylochus: Polites, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one night spoon with Odysseus

[marketablekai]

It's time to move on my friend...

IMAGINE THAT THE SPIRITS WERE ACTUALLY THERE IN CALYPSO'S ISLAND IN LOVE IN PARADISE BCS THO IT IS INACCESSIBLE TO ANYONE, IT IS TO DEAD PEOPLE. (AND WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT THE SPIRITS ARE STALKING ODY.)

[gophergg]

WIP or something idk

Plus a silly doodle hehe

[sniffle-bird]

owlthena the goat for keeping ody’s chiton up (polites was praying for a glimpse)

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Polites: I have one joke. Do you want to hear it?

Odysseus: Yes I would

Polites: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Eurylochus: *immediately starts laughing*

Odysseus: Why-

Odysseus: *turns to Eurylochus*

Odysseus: *turns back to Polites* I think Eurylochus might actually know this one in advance

Odysseus: *turns to Eurylochus again* You know this joke?

Eurylochus: Uh-uh

Odysseus: *turns back to Polites again* Why did it fall out of the tree?

Polites: Because it was dead

Eurylochus: *absolutely losing it*

Odysseus: *turns to Eurylochus then turns back to Polites* Hm

Eurylochus: *continuing to lose his shit*

Odysseus: That reminds me of another joke

Odysseus: Why did the uh loaf of bread fall out of the tree?

Polites: Don't know. Why?

Odysseus: Because it was stapled to the monkey

Eurylochus: *cackling*

Polites: What's a staple?

Odysseus: It's like an iron spike

Polites: Oh my gods! There was an iron spike in the dead monkey???

Odysseus: Why do you think it was dead?

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Eurylochus: *carrying both Odysseus and Polites over his shoulders*

Odysseus: *struggling* Eurylochus, let me go! Palamedes deserves a boot up his ass! Let me give it to him!

Odysseus: Polites! Stop grabbing my ass!

Polites: <3

Eurylochus: *annoyed sigh*

[sniffle-bird]

so about that lotus eater au

“oh that’s not how the lotus works” RRR I DON’T CARE ITS FUNNY🤫🤫🤫🤫🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ u know i had to make it euryodypoli

it’s just such a funny concept to me like they were stupid and ate lotus and now eurylochus has to babysit them. like it’s not hard for him to handle them he could scruff them like cats if he wanted to but they’re just very persistent. peak humour. this is heavily inspired by ciph (jugganautism)’s lotus eater au if u couldn’t tell