#original: enchanted

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?

Steve: Only when you’re around to catch me.

[incorrectunwind]

Bam: You’re crazy!

Starkey: No. Spiteful, vindictive, very large hair, but never crazy.

[incorrectaaronburrquotes]

Burr:  Why are you staring at me?

Hamilton: I don’t know. It’s just that… it’s like you escaped from a Hallmark card or something.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Tony: [off Steve's look] What?

Steve: This is a very nice place.

Tony: Yeah?

Steve: And we're eating dinner.

Tony: Yeah.

Steve: [happily] This is a date!

Tony: Yeah!

[realizing his mistake]

Tony: No! No. No, no, no, no. We're just, um, we're just friends.

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: [after leaving the shower] Good morning, Buckaroo. I hope you had a wonderful dream.

Bucky: I think I’m still in one.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: How long have you known Tony?

Steve: Uh, five years.

Bucky: And you haven't proposed?

Steve: Well, no, I...

Bucky: Well no wonder he's angry.

Steve: Well...

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Random agent: Let me guess. You're looking for a beautiful girl, too?

Tony: No, actually, I'm looking for a prince.

Random agent: Riiiight.

Tony: He's name is T'Challa.

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: [after leaving the shower] Good morning, Tony. I hope you had wonderful dreams.

Tony: I think I'm still in one.