#original: taskmaster

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Juno Eclipse: Galen also chose violence for the twelfth time this mission. Starkiller: Violence against myself. Juno Eclipse: And the stormtroopers, when you threw a blast door at them. Starkiller: Oh, yeah. I don't think of them as people.

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[After being a goldfish] Right-Brain Hijack: I tried really hard, every time we spoke, to say a fish word, did you ever notice? Left-Brained Hijack: I just thought you were bad at speaking.

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Nancy: Can I just say I have a genuine fear of lifts?

Gray: Do you really think it was that big of a deal since you overcame your fear in five minutes?

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Amnesiac!Revan: I don't know how to drive. Carth Onasi: Okay. Amnesiac!Revan: But I've got road rage.

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Isabel: Once again, Max is baffled that our mission is something silly. Isabel: I think every time we go on a mission, you're hoping the goal will be to calculate taxes or something. Max: And?

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Tahiri Veila: I’m obviously going into the wrong chats on Tinder, aren’t I? Jaina Solo: Oh yeah. Definitely. If you’re gonna go in with existential stuff, you’re gonna remain single. What was the last DM you sent? Tahiri Veila: “What’s your favorite yogurt? How do you feel about death?”

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Lisa: I wrote a book of all the secrets and gossip I've heard in my life. Lisa: It's a gorgeous book, and I came up with a title. [Lisa pulls out a book titled "Allegedly"] Lisa: Yeah, it's about 100 pages. Violet: Of just malicious chitchat? Violet: *opens the book to see frenzied writing* Oh, this is just like a serial killer's diary.

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[Learning about Lisa's "resistance" against the School Council] Max: ...aren't you a literal child? Lisa: Sadly, I am a child... Lisa: ...who's in charge of this WHOLE OPERATION!