🍫 — Playing the Pocky game with Sakamoto Days characters! inc: nagumo, osaragi, gaku, lu, natsuki, uzuki, shin & mashimo!
woah guys its me writing again 😱 very short hcs this time as a late valentines day gift!! No warnings, just fluff and potentially ooc..
NAGUMO will gladly take on the challenge if you offer to play it with him. His bites are short and teasing, forcing you to make a move or get flustered and chicken out. He teases you relentlessly afterwards, whether it be gloating over his win or your flushed face when he kisses you. It is a win-win for him whether you back out or succeed in kissing him.
OSARAGI is happy to play the game with you. She doesn't visibly become flustered, and her bites are quick, giving you no time to react or pull away. More often than not, she finishes the Pocky stick in one or two large bites and kisses you before you can even react— snatching herself two treats in one. With her relentless pace, the two of you burn through the entire box of Pocky quickly.
GAKU doesn't see the purpose of playing the game when he can already kiss you normally as much as he wants. However, he won't say no to some free Pocky and indulges you in a few rounds. Just like Osaragi, it's hard to fluster him, and he'll win most of the rounds. He gets tired of you pulling away after a few games, tosses the Pocky aside and goes in for the proper kiss.
LU SHAOTANG is enthusiastic to play the game with you. She takes (steals) some extra boxes from the store and piles them up on the floor. Her bites are cheerful and quick. If you get embarrassed and pull away first, she proudly laughs and boasts of her victory, but if your lips meet, her face flushes into a pink as vibrant as her hair before she pulls out another and insists on continuing until you lose.
NATSUKI's bites are unbothered and confident. He seldom gets flustered enough to pull away, but doesn't take the initiative to tease you either. He gets a little competitive about it but won't admit it, and most of the time, both of you will get the kiss. His kisses are long and lazy, and the game will most likely end when he gets too impatient to eat through the Pocky each time and kisses you properly, stealing the chocolate ends of the sticks for himself afterward.
UZUKI will get flustered and lose the game more often than not. His bites are tentative, and his face becomes redder and redder the closer you get and the more rounds the two of you play. Eventually, he becomes too embarrassed to continue and pushes the box away while muttering about the purpose of the game, before he shyly pulls you closer to him and presses his lips to yours.
SHIN doesn't admit it, but he really likes the idea of it at first. However, once the two of you actually start playing, he gets so flustered and pulls away most of the time, especially when he realizes he's actually going to kiss you as your face approaches his. He gets more competitive than he'd like to admit, denies getting flustered, and pulls out Pocky after Pocky until he finally captures your lips in a kiss— his idea of a win.
HEISUKE MASHIMO is eager to play. He takes fast, giant bites out of the Pocky stick, and captures your lips faster than you can pull away or react. Then, he cheers and rambunctiously boasts of a win, even if you didn't pull away. You start to think he doesn't really understand the rules of the game, but he's happy to be there with you, getting free sweets as well as kisses from you.
Their Reactions When You Ask to Look through Their Phone
Summary: You saw an internet trend where people ask their partners for their phone to see their reaction, and you want to test it with your own partner. How will they respond and what will you see on their phone?
Author's Note: I'm a little hesitant to post this fic here because, trust me, it was formatted better on my AO3, and I would rather have people read it there than here.
But I decided to post it anyway. I feel weird for not publishing it here because I'm used to it.
Asakura Shin
“Huh…? Um, why?”
He's hesitant to say yes, but easily gives in if you keep insisting or pouting at him. He's weak for you!
He will watch you nervously as you scroll through his phone.
Although he's nervous about lending his phone to you, he doesn't mind telling you the password, which is your birthday.
Both of his lockscreen and wallpaper are a photo that he took of you with Hana sitting on your lap happily.
He becomes very nervous when you open his gallery. Half of the saved pictures are of his family, while the other half are a variety of photos of you. They are selfies, the ones you personally send to him, and even candid photos that you didn't even notice he had taken.
Shin will be blushing furiously and refuse to look at you. He pretends not knowing anything, hoping that you won't think of him weirdly or tease him for saving many memories of you with his family and just get it over quickly.
Bonus: His note app is full of reminders like your birthday and anniversary dates; along with lists of your favorite food, movies, places, etc. Including small things that you casually mentioned to him and forgot about it later. He likes to impress you.
Osaragi
“...? Why? Oh, okay.”
She won't mind at all but will ask for your reasoning behind it because she doesn't think there's anything interesting inside her phone. When you simply answered that you were only curious and she doesn't have to if she doesn't want to, she'll place it on your hand right away.
Her phone doesn't have a password. She rarely uses her phone besides to keep contact with her co-workers. Setting up a password never occurred to her. She believes she can catch anyone that manages to snoop into her phone without her permission.
All of her chats are about work. She mostly left them on read except for you and Shishiba. You also notice that her responses are more short and dry when she chats with others than with you. You compare her texts with yours and Shishiba…
[ Mr. Shishiba ]
Mr. Shishiba: Osaragi, our next target is at the next train station.
Osaragi: ok.
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Mr. Shishiba: Let's eat at the same restaurant from yesterday after you're done.
Osaragi: ok.
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Mr. Shishiba: They canceled tomorrow morning's meeting, so you can have a day off.
Osaragi: ok.
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Osaragi: mr shishiba. pizzas
Mr. Shishiba: Don't text in the middle of work. Finish your target first then we'll find a place to eat.
[ Name ]
Osaragi: chocolate or strawberry ice cream. which one does [name] like more?
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Osaragi: [ Sent a photo of a cute stray cat that she found on the street. ]
Osaragi: cat.
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Osaragi: [ Location attached. ]
Osaragi: let's eat here
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Osaragi: i bought some food from the new restaurant that mr. shishiba took me.
Osaragi: i want to eat with [name].
Osaragi: i'm coming over.
Her gallery has photos of you where she thought you looked the cutest, even if you protested not to take it. It wasn't like she's going to show it to others, it's for her eyes only. Other than that, there are a lot of pictures of cute animals that she encountered during her walks or at work like squirrels, puppies, fishes, etc. You had seen them all because she had sent each of them to you. She's always excited to find the things that she likes and wants to share it with you.
“Oh. Are you done looking? I just remembered I wanted to show you the pics of the baby kittens that I saw from a store down the street…”
Kumanomi
“Sure.”
She uses a flip phone.
Another one that rarely uses it except for calling and occasional texting with her family. But even that doesn't happen a lot because she mostly sticks to them in real life anyway.
She does chat more frequently with you. She likes to check up on you to know if you're okay, venting to you whenever her family hurts her feelings, and to make it easier to plan your next dates together when she's far away from you.
There's nothing interesting in her flip phone and she doesn't care about getting a new advanced one. Kuma doesn't understand why you're interested in her outdated device, but won't question it and will hand it over to you on the spot.
However, she does keep notes of your next dates together in the message drafts so she can remember and make time for you.
Seba Natsuki
“What for? … No.”
Nope. You need to respect his privacy.
If you keep insisting, he will ask which app you want to check and he will open it to show you. But you're not allowed to hold it, he will be the one that's in charge of his phone.
If you (playfully) accused him of secretly cheating on you, he'll take it seriously. He'll open his messaging app to prove it to you. You will see that he barely chatted with a lot of people except for his brother and his co-worker from his crepe shop.
Because (somehow) he's popular with the ladies, his DMs on social media are full of people flirting and asking him out but he ignored all of them. He didn't even bother to open them and just muted the whole app so the notification sounds don't bother him.
He's telling you the truth about the content of his phone. He loves you but he doesn't like to have someone to invade his privacy. He has his own boundaries, and he will respect yours too.
“See, babe? There's nothing on here.”
Nagumo Yoichi
“OK~”
Suspiciously cooperative. He will look at you with a hint of slight surprise and curiosity for a moment, then give you his usual smile as he does what he was told.
He has the default wallpaper for his lockscreen and doesn't set up a password. Just like Osaragi, he's confident that not a lot of people can snoop into his phone easily and make it out alive.
Once you get into his phone, you are greeted with an unflattering image of your sleeping face as his wallpaper. It was zoomed in very closely to your face, your mouth was apart and you can clearly see the drool trickling down from it. You have no idea when he took it.
“Oh~ Your gallery has a lot of stuff. Hm? Who is this guy that's texting you?”
Nagumo steals your phone when you're distracted with his. Somehow he already knows your password. He casually digs into your phone in amusement and fascination.
He will hold your phone out of your reach when you try to retrieve it. He lets you beat him up as he laughs at your flustered face.
Hello, could I ask for a scenario where Osaragi from Sakamoto days and her S/O are suppose to be spending their wedding anniversary together, but get assigned to an urgent mission that they aren't really given a choice to reject. Now whatever target or obstacle in their way has to deal with an upset Osaragi.
Going to a mission on your anniversary with osaragi
Pairing:osaragi x gn reader
A/n:whoever drew these promotional art pieces needs a raise now because how do you make an already gorgeous woman look 10 times hotter. Seriously osaragi is so pretty
Osaragi kept looking at and spinning the silver ring on her finger while thinking about everything that you two were going to do on this incredibly special day and about you in general
".....it feels like my heart is about to burst out of my chest...i'm like a schoolgirl on her first date.....y/n...my y/n..."
She closed her eyes and continued daydreaming a bit while spinning the ring even more roughly almost causing her ring finger to hurt
"Hey ragi, are you ready?"
"Y/n"
As soon as she heard your voice osaragi turned towards you, she started at you for a bit blinking and then got up and got even closer
".....are we sure we couldn't get married again?"
"W-where is this coming from?"
"Seeing you dressed up like this, just to go out with me, it's making my heart scream in a way only you can, I love you more than anything in the world y/n"
You couldn't help but blush. One of the thing you most loved about osaragi was how matter-of-factly she said things, it made it so that when she complimented you it sounded like such an objective fact that you couldn't argue with and that she would die for. Paradoxically her alofness made her sound that much more genuine
"T-thanks ragi, but I had to dress fancy, this is a very special day after all"
"Of course, i did so too, I hope my dress is to your liking"
She allowed you to take a better look at the dress she was wearing....which to be completely honest didn't look that much more different than what she usually wore
"You look stunning, I love it"
She nodded and you two kissed briefly before facing each other again
"I hope you're ready, I got a reservation for one of the most exclusive and well reviewed restaurants in japan, not to mention all the gifts"
"Really? You didn't have to"
"I disagree, with how much you love eating it would have been a missed opportunity to not go out today"
"I also got you some gifts, I hope you'll like them too"
"If they're from you then I have no doubts I will"
You and your wife were just about to go out of the building and start your date when you ran into one of your fellow order members near the exit
"Yo y/n, osaragi, happy anniversary"
"Thanks nagumo"
"Are you going out on the mission?"
"Mission, what do you mean?"
"You didn't hear? you two got assigned to a mission like today, it's a pretty big target too"
You could see osaragi's facial expression shift ever so slightly from happiness to a mix of anger and disappointment, which wasn't that big of a difference on her face but you could tell
"......what?"
"It sucks you got assigned to it today of all days but what can you do? You don't seem that upset about it though"
"How dare you say something like that? Can't you see she's devastated?"
".....no not really"
"I am"
"....oh, well sorry hope you still have a nice day"
The young man left you two alone with that information
".....he was probably just kidding...right?"
"I'll go check"
One quick phone call later you confirmed that you were indeed sent on a mission, as well as the target's name and location
"......really? Today?....why?"
"Beats me *sighs* i'm really sorry ragi"
"It's alright It's not your fault....but i am disappointed"
"Me too"
Osaragi seeing your sad expression put a hand on your shoulder. She really didn't want to completely waste your special day simply because of work related matters
"For what time did you make the reservation?"
"I think 8 pm"
"Then we still have plenty of time before that"
"Yes, but I wanted to give you a whole special day before that, even if we go now we'll still only have time for dinner"
"While I would have still preferred to spend the entire day going out together with you, we'll still be together even if we do work... plus I always appreciate going on hits with my love"
"I suppose you're right, if we're fast we can have time for something even before dinner"
She nodded and kissed your forehead to cheer you up
"...darling could you leave the kill to me?"
"Sure why?"
"Whoever the target is it's their fault that I can't spend the entire day with you... I want to cut them up in pieces so they can feel the same pain my heart feels when i'm away from you"
"That's pretty romantic ragi, of course"
"I'm glad you think so, let's go now, we shouldn't waste any more time"
The mission was a breeze, osaragi didn't care about sneakiness in the least, of course she waited until there was an opportunity where there was no one around but her skills as an assassin still allowed her to perform a brutal kill without getting caught, literally slicing the target in half in a kill full of all the malice she had to the person she couldn't even remember the name of for stealing time she could have spent with her beloved
"I'm glad I changed, I would have hated to soil the dress I was going to wear on our anniversary with scum blood"
"That was quick, we've still got a couple hours before dinner"
"Really?"
"Yes, it's the perfect amount of time to go back home, shower together to get rid of the blood and go out"
"I'm glad we can still spend time together, and i suppose going on a hit is a pretty fitting way for an assassin couple to spend their anniversary"
"Me too, I love you so much osaragi"
The assassin slightly raised her lips in a smile, it looked kinda creepy with her covered in blood and not really fully smiling but to you it looked just as adorable as every other one of her expressions
"I love you too y/n, I hope we can keep spending many years being together like this, many many years"
Not so big on it. They use it for your pleasure, or even if they want something reallyyyy badly. They would peer at you with their teary eyes and whine out a small, barely audible, 'mommy I'll do anything...'. Very likely to give in to your every demand though. Weak to you.
This might just be a breeding kink kind of 'mommy'. They'll want to make you into one, gasping and hissing into your ear as you ride them (it doesn't even matter if you can't get pregnant, they'll try so hard for you).
They're cursing, hips stuttering into you as they watch eagerly as their cock disappears inside of you.
natsuki seba. yostumura satoru. kashima (this one would also like to ride you). haruma. kindaka. gozu. hyo.
It starts out innocently. It's gentle. The way you love them. It's something new, something addictive. You'd kiss their cheek and bop their nose and tease them.
You'd show subtle signs of dominance like guiding them, acts of service and then praises will spill from your lips. "Good job", "make me so proud", "such a pretty thing". That's how you'd test the waters. One night, their fingers graze your inner thigh, squeezing the plush, kneading at you.They say they're busy. Can't lose focus.
"Don't 'cha wanna make mommy feel good?" Their breath is audibly caught in their throat. Pupils blowing wide and a whimper leaves them. Yesyesyes. They go feral. Though, getting them to call you mommy is hard. They'll do anything to avoid it because of how weak their knees get.
kumanomi. UZUKI (BUT I MIGHT BE BIASED). osaragi. kamihate. heisuke mashimo. tenkyu. shin.
Osaragi from Sakamoto days with an S/O that just seems to attract animals to him. He's practically an animal whisperer at this point with how much it happens.
Osaragi with an animal magnet S/O
A/n: I'm not sure why, but Osaragi reminds me of a bunny. Maybe it's just because I really want to pet her. Thank you for requesting, I hope you enjoy!
Osaragi first finds out about your "ability" to attract animals during a mission. You and Osaragi are tasked with taking out a man living in a forest who's planning an attack against the JAA, according to intel. Usually, you and Osaragi wouldn't be paired together, as is the case with most couples in the JAA, as the chairman believed you would get distracted by one another. However, since Shishiba was already away on another mission, and no other member of the Order wanted to put up with Osaragi's antics, they sent you in his place.
The mission mostly goes smoothly, save for when the target has his gun pointed at you just when you thought he was down. With your weapon too far away to reach, you have no choice but pretend to surrender while Osaragi sneaks up behind him with her saw. With Osaragi and the target with their fingers on their weapons' respective triggers, both prepare to make a killing blow.
At that moment, a group of birds flies by, crashing straight into the target and throwing him off-balance, making him miss you and shoot the ground instead. All three of you look at the birds, dumbfounded by what just happened. The man recovers, preparing to shoot you once more. Suddenly, a bear tackles him to the ground, mauling him as he screams out in terror. You and Osaragi watch the bear claw and tear at the man's corpse in slight surprise. While the sight of a corpse as bloody and brutalized as his isn't uncommon in the world of assassination, the method of how it came to be that way certainly is.
Once the bear is done with your target's corpse, it turns its attention towards you. Osaragi readies her buzzsaw, prepared to slaughter it should it try anything. The bear walks towards you as you hold your hand out towards it. It opens its mouth, its gaping maw on full display...then it lets out a yawn before nuzzling into your hand. The group of birds from before follows suit, landing on your shoulders with a chorus of sweet chirps. Osaragi looks at you with a slightly sad look.
"Y/N, you betrayed me."
"H-Huh?"
"You saw I was going to kill him, so you made those animals do it before I could, even though you knew I wanted to. You even hid your ability to control animals from me."
"I-It's not an ability, and I didn't make them do it."
"You didn't?"
"No, I've just...always sort of attracted animals to me ever since I was young. Whenever they see me in danger, they help out on their own. I guess it's like an instinct to them."
Osaragi looks at you for a few seconds, then goes back to her neutral expression, though you're the only person that could notice it change at all.
"I see."
A few days later, you're busy washing the dishes when you look out the window into the garden to see Osaragi sitting on the grass. Curious, you leave the dishes for now and head outside. Getting a better look at her, you notice she also has a pile of carrots on her lap.
"Ragi? What are you doing?"
"I'm trying to learn how to make animals come to me like you, and I thought spending more time outside would help."
"And the carrots?"
"Bunnies like carrots, so if they smell them, they're more likely to come."
"...You do know I need those for the kinpira tonight, right?"
"It's okay, I don't like carrots anyway."
"That doesn't matter, you need to eat them to stay healthy."
She looks up at you with ever so slightly pleading eyes.
"I'll give them back if you help me call a rabbit."
"Ragi, it doesn't work like that. Like I said, I don't control the animals, they just come on their own. I can't just make a rabbit appear out of thin air like a magicia-"
You stop talking when you feel something pulling at your leg. You look down to see a rabbit nibbling on your trousers. You look back at Osaragi, whose expression has turned sad once more.
"Y/n...you betrayed me again..."
"T-That's just a coincidence!"
You gently pick the rabbit up and move it onto Osaragi's lap. Just as she's about to wrap her arms around it, it jumps off her lap and runs straight back to you. Osaragi's face becomes even sadder.
"This world is full of betrayal..."
"I-It's fine, Ragi. If you want it to sit on your lap, then I think I have an idea."
A few minutes pass, and you now sit where Osaragi was, with Osaragi sitting on your lap and the rabbit sitting on hers. She softly pets the rabbit as it sniffs your shirt. Then, she looks up at you.
"Can I feed it a carrot now?"
Looking into her eyes, you let out a sigh of defeat.
"You can feed it one."
Osaragi puts a carrot near the bunny's mouth, watching it eat with a small smile. She's about to start petting it again, when a group of cats dogs, squirrels, foxes and other animals surrounds you both. Osaragi looks up at you again, this time in confusion.
"Y/n, there're so many animals. Which one do I pet?"
"Just pet your favourite."
Osaragi gives a small nod, then suddenly reaches up towards you, petting your head. This make you give a small blush.
"I-I meant your favourite animal, Ragi."
"Humans are animals too. Mr Shishiba told me himself. When he saw how fast I was eating my katsudon once, he called me an animal. So that means humans are animals too, right?"
"That's...technically true, but I don't think that's what he meant."
"Still, is it okay if I keep going?"
You blush even more at her face before finally relenting, lowering your head.
"F-Fine."
Osaragi continues petting you. As the animals watch her behaviour, they decide to join in, nuzzling and rubbing against whatever part of your body they can get to. And with how many animals there are, it looks like you'll be here for a while.
in the original version I didn’t write for sakamoto and it was basically false advertising and I thought that was really funny but I locked in so now he’s here hehe 😼😼😼
There’s suggestive parts bc I know you people are freaks
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Taro Sakamoto
☆ he was a bit reluctant to take a lover due to his position in the order but he fall hard and he fell fast
☆ And who were you to turn him down?
☆ It was honestly kind of cute when he first asked you out
☆ I think his love language is acts of service - he’ll cook dinner for you when your ill or too busy to do so, or pick of groceries without you having to ask
☆ considering pda, he’s probably not very big on it.
☆ like he’ll take his pinky in yours when you guys are on walks but won’t do much else
☆ lowkey worried that one day you’ll find someone better than him
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Shin
☆ The two of you work at Sakamoto’s convenience store together!
☆ Sakamoto generally doesn’t mind you two but he once found you and shin making out in one of the storage and he banned the two of you being alone for the rest of the day
☆ Sometimes, he’ll read your mind if he thinks you're upset or anything to see if there’s anything he could do
☆ He’s not really into pda, but he loves holding your hand in public and resting his head on your shoulder when he can
☆ When you're at home, though, he likes cuddling with you, especially when watching movies or before the two of you fall asleep
☆ honestly he likes to spoil you even though he’s broke
☆ (NSFW [?]) honestly think he’s a bottom and probably whines too while you’re doing it
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Lu Shaotang
☆ Rather unfortunately she tends to get drunk a lot and you sometimes have to take care of her
☆ A lot of the time when that happens she’s drunkenly ranting about how much she loves you and that she never wants you to leave her
☆ “[Name]? You would never *hic* leave me right?” Her eyes start watering and she wraps her arms around your torso “I love you so much, please *hic* don’t leave me!!”
☆ She likes pda and often has an arm wrapped around your waist or is holding your hand
☆ if you couldn’t tell her love language is physical touch
☆ she’s definitely slacking off work because of you
☆ but it’s fine because she has shin covering for her
☆ (NSFW) She’s a top. She’ll finger you with her lips moving slowly against yours shushing you so you two don’t get caught
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Heisuke
☆ You get along with Piisuke really well and he trusts you to take care of Piisuke ((man imagine dating Heisuke and not getting along with Piisuke 🥀))
☆ He’s a bit shy when the two of you first start dating because he’s worried he’ll disappoint you but warms up after a month or so
☆ The two of you hang out with Lu and Shin a lot in your free time
☆ Him showing off his sniper abilities every now and then to impress you
☆ doesn’t really understand what jealousy until someone starts laughing a little too hard at your jokes
☆ “Uh, [Name]? You…you still like me right?”
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Nagumo
☆ Sometimes he’ll just, randomly take you to expensive restaurants. He just looks over at you and says,
☆ “Oh, yeah I booked us a table at [restaurant name], you wanna go or should I cancel it?”
☆ Has absolutely no problem with pda, he wants everyone to know you’re his and he’s yours
☆ If you’re also an assassin, he likes to take assignments with you to make sure you’re safe. If you’re not an assassin, he often leaves you with Sakamoto while he’s busy with work.
☆ sometimes when he’s stressed with work he’ll just collapse into your arms and mumble his woes while his head is buried on your shoulder or chest.
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Osaragi
☆ Very blunt, she thinks you look nice? She’ll look in the eyes and tell you. She wants to go on a date? She’ll bring it up casually when you’re watching a show together
☆ The two of you get ramen together at least once a week when neither of you are busy
☆ If you're lucky, she might let you braid her hair if you're alone together or at home
☆ You’re well acquainted with the other members of the order as she often brings you along to meetings despite whether or not you're actually authorized to be there
☆ will sometimes just randomly kiss your cheek for no reason
☆ Sometimes plays with your hair during meetings if you’re an assassin as well.
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Slur/Uzuki
☆ No pda. Don’t even try at this point, just wait til the two of you are alone.
☆ He’s very protective of you and gets jealous easily, especially if you’re talking to someone he doesn’t like. He’ll just menacingly stare at them as he stands beside you.
☆ I dunno why but I feel like he’d give you head pats. Especially if you did something he approved of
☆ Tries not to be too harsh towards you because he doesn’t want to see you upset
☆ actually quite gentle with you and tries to keep you happy
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Note: I’ve been feeling unloved recently so have a post ig idk anymore man
ignore the favoritism okay it’s not there 😀
I am genuinely so ass at writing smut I’m never doing that again holy shit
[Sakamoto Days AU | Slow-burn jealousy | Domestic espionage & meat buns]
You thought grabbing meat buns after a mission would be harmless. You didn’t expect Lu to be so funny. You really didn’t expect Osaragi to tail you from across the street like a jealous crow with sniper vision and unresolved issues.
Now you’re stuck in a car with three assassins, one slightly passive-aggressive snack, and a storm of feelings no one will admit to having—least of all Osaragi.
But when she finally speaks, it’s not bullets she fires—it’s something much scarier:
“You should smile like that with me, sometime.”
3.8k+ words | Angst/Comedy | Emotional constipation (Osaragi flavored)
Osaragi adjusted the focus of the binoculars again. Not that she needed to—she could see just fine—but she wanted an excuse to keep looking. Through the cracked windshield of the beat-up car, parked across the street from Sakamoto’s store, she kept her eyes locked on the sliding glass doors.
Shishiba sat in the driver’s seat, half-asleep, lazily flipping through a convenience store manga. He hadn't spoken in the past ten minutes, which suited Osaragi fine.
What didn’t suit her, though, was you—laughing, again—with that Chinese girl inside the shop.
Lu.
The scene played out like a poorly written soap opera, but with too much meat bun and too much lingering eye contact. You had followed Nagumo in hours ago after your mission, said you’d wait a bit while he caught up with Sakamoto. Osaragi hadn’t thought much of it. She figured you'd stay quiet in a corner like you always did, arms crossed, eyes half-lidded, waiting to be dismissed.
But now? Now you were smiling. You looked like a damn puppy. Tail wagging in spirit. You had something warm in your hands—probably Lu’s famous meat buns—and Lu’s hand was still barely brushing yours, lingering like it meant something. You didn't pull away.
Osaragi blinked. Once. Twice.
Her thumb tightened around the binoculars.
“You’re going to snap that thing in half,” Shishiba muttered without looking up.
“I’m not,” she said flatly, though her fingers twitched again.
He hummed. “You’ve been staring for exactly twenty-seven minutes. What is it, a hostage situation?”
“Worse.”
Another laugh drifted through the glass storefront. You leaned on the counter now, Lu showing you something on her phone. Probably a meme. Maybe a stupid dog video. Your head tipped back as you laughed again—soft and unguarded. Osaragi had never seen you like that. Not with her.
Not even close.
She dropped the binoculars in her lap and crossed her arms, slouching low in the driver seat. A sulk settled over her like a weighted blanket. She hated that feeling in her stomach—cloying and ugly, like she'd swallowed something hot and sour. She wanted to go in there, grab you by the wrist, and—
No. That wasn’t fair. You weren’t hers.
Not yet.
“Whatever. Not like I care,” she mumbled.
Except she did.
Enough to watch your every move from the car like a deranged pigeon with expensive binoculars and a mission.
When the store bell finally chimed and you stepped out, the sun caught your smile first—still chewing, still holding that stupid half-bitten meat bun in your hand like it was some sacred relic. Your head tipped back as you laughed again, Lu following close behind, her shoulder bumping yours with casual familiarity—like the two of you had known each other for years.
Osaragi’s jaw tensed.
She didn’t move as you crossed the street, didn’t uncross her arms, didn’t even blink when the car door creaked open and a wave of humid summer air slipped inside—carrying with it the infuriatingly chipper voice of Nagumo.
“Yooo~ you wouldn’t believe how fast Y/N fell in love with Lu’s cooking,” he announced, flopping into the back seat like he paid rent. He dropped a plastic bag on the floor—Sakamoto’s takeout—and flashed a lazy grin at Shishiba. “Meat buns. For the two grumpy twins up front.”
Osaragi still didn’t look at him. Her jaw tightened further.
Shishiba barely glanced up. “Took your time.”
Nagumo snorted. “Well, I couldn’t just rip them apart, could I?” He leaned in toward your shoulder, voice syrupy with mischief. “They were bonding, right Y/N?”
“Yeah! I hope you guys haven’t been waiting too long,” you said with a sheepish smile as you settled into the middle seat beside Nagumo.
Shishiba grunted something unintelligible and flipped a page.
Osaragi said nothing.
You blinked, sensing the atmosphere shift. “Everything okay?”
She turned her head just enough to look at you, eyes unreadable beneath her bangs.
“Why wouldn’t it be?”
You blinked at her tone. “I don’t know. You’re just… staring like you want to kill me.”
“I’m always like this.”
“That’s a lie.”
She didn’t respond, but the slight twitch in her eye betrayed her. You slid into the backseat anyway, the warmth of Lu’s meat bun still lingering in your palm. You bit into it again and sighed, completely unaware of how that sound made Osaragi want to crawl out of the car and throw herself into oncoming traffic.
“You want a bite?” you asked, leaning forward between the seats and nudging the bun slightly in her direction.
Osaragi turned slowly.
“Why would I want your half-eaten, saliva-soaked bun?”
“Because it’s really good?” you offered, grinning.
A silence stretched too long.
Then—
Shishiba closed his manga with a sigh. “For the love of god, just take a bite or shoot her. You’re ruining the air conditioning.”
Nagumo cackled from the back. “Ohhh, she wants to bite, alright. Just not the meat bun.”
“Shut up,” Osaragi and Shishiba said in perfect sync.
You blinked, confused. “Should I be scared or…?”
Osaragi finally snatched the bun from your hand—not looking at you—and took the tiniest bite imaginable. More of a graze than a chew.
You stared, wide-eyed. “You actually—?”
“I didn’t say I wanted it,” she snapped, shoving the bun back at you. “It was falling apart. Structural integrity compromised.”
Shishiba snorted.
Osaragi’s eyes narrowed, her gaze locked on the road now, knuckles pale against the wheel. But you didn’t notice. You were too busy nibbling on the now slightly less structurally sound meat bun, humming at the taste.
“Lu’s really sweet,” you said absentmindedly, eyes on the window. “I thought she’d be more guarded, but she’s funny. She’s got that dry sense of humor. And her cooking’s insane.”
You didn’t see the look Osaragi gave you—quiet, sharp, like a knife under the table.
“Maybe I’ll stop by again sometime,” you continued. “She said she’d teach me how to fold the meat buns properly.”
“She doesn’t even like you that much,” Osaragi snapped.
You froze. “What?”
“She acts like that with everyone. Don’t read into it.”
You sat up a little straighter, voice calm but edged. “I wasn’t reading into it, Osa. And... you didn’t even talk to her, did you? Like properly?”
“She doesn’t need to talk to me for me to know,” Osaragi muttered, eyes on the road. “People like her are easy to figure out.”
You frowned. “That’s kind of harsh.”
“She’s not special.”
“She was nice.”
“She was fake.”
You looked at her. “And what would you know about fake?”
Osaragi’s grip on the steering wheel tightened. The silence that followed was thick—like the inside of a storm cloud.
Nagumo let out a low whistle. “Whew. Okay. That’s enough estrogen for one afternoon. Maybe we all just need to… drink water or touch grass.”
Shishiba muttered, “Or chloroform each other and start over.”
You crossed your arms, annoyed. “I’m not fighting. She’s the one being weirdly possessive.”
“I’m not being possessive,” Osaragi said stiffly. “You can do whatever you want.”
“Clearly not. The moment I do, you start acting like I’ve committed treason.”
“You’re free to embarrass yourself. Don’t let me stop you.”
Your jaw dropped. “What the hell is your problem?”
Osaragi turned, just slightly—her eyes flicked to yours in the rearview mirror, dark and unreadable. “You. You’re the problem.”
The Order’s nondescript black sedan rumbled along a side road lined with stone walls and half-closed shops. Somewhere in the distance, thunder growled. The kind of route they only took after a job—somewhere between civilian roads and shadow operations. Shishiba had flipped open a different manga now. Nagumo was chewing on a lollipop like it might explode. You were staring down at the meat bun like it had betrayed you.
Nagumo patted your shoulder awkwardly, eyes still forward. “For what it’s worth, I think the bun was structurally sound. Like… solid B-plus. Bit of slippage on the edge but solid seal overall.”
You sighed. “Thank you, Nagumo, for introducing me to Sakamoto-san’s family. They were really kind and welcoming.”
Nagumo grinned, lollipop perched in the corner of his mouth like a cigarette. “Lu’s a gem, right? Sakamoto keeps her around 'cause she cooks the best meat buns this side of Tokyo.”
You smiled again, soft and genuine. “I hope I can visit her again soon. I really like her—”
Before the sentence could finish, Osaragi jerked the wheel and made a sharp, unnecessary turn around a corner. The sudden force threw you into the car door, your head lightly thumping against the window.
“Use both hands when driving,” Shishiba said without looking up, as though reading from a manual he wrote himself.
You rubbed your temple with a frown. “Seriously, are you mad or something?”
“No,” Osaragi answered far too quickly.
Nagumo snickered in the back. “Don’t take it personally, kid. Osaragi gets like this when someone else pets the dog she secretly claimed ownership over.”
“I said shut up,” Osaragi snapped, shooting him a look through the rearview mirror that could kill.
“You okay?” you asked her quietly, your voice tinged with concern now.
Osaragi didn’t answer at first.
The city lights streamed past her window, flickering over her face like gold dust. She gripped the steering wheel a little too tightly, jaw clenched. For a long moment, the car was silent except for the hum of the engine and the distant click of Shishiba flipping to another manga page.
Then, softly—so soft you almost didn’t catch it—Osaragi muttered, “You smiled a lot back there.”
You blinked. “Huh?”
“With Lu,” she said, still not looking at you. “Didn’t know you had that many teeth.”
You snorted. “Are you saying I shouldn’t be friendly?”
“I’m saying I’ve never seen you laugh like that before.” Her voice was quiet. Almost tired.
You opened your mouth to respond, but the words didn’t come. You looked at her profile—stoic, composed, but something in her eyes twitched, almost imperceptibly. You thought of the way she had taken that tiny bite earlier. Of how she didn’t give the bun back gently, but like it burned her fingers.
Your fingers itched to reach over, to touch her hand on the gearstick. But instead, you said, almost teasing, “What, jealous?”
Osaragi didn’t reply.
The silence returned. Louder now.
Then, just as the car slowed at a red light, she glanced sideways at you. Her voice barely above a whisper.
“You should smile like that with me, sometime.”
The light turned green. The car rolled forward again.
But your heart didn’t.
thank you so much for reading this! if you ever come across the same au on ao3, that’s my account—feel free to drop by and say hi, hahaha. but seriously, if you made it all the way to the end, thank you for taking the time to read this au of mine.
lately, i’ve been completely obsessed with osa and absolutely love her character. i noticed there’s barely any osa x reader aus here on tumblr, so i thought it’d be nice to contribute something for fellow fans—especially the daydreamers and yearners who wonder about all the “what ifs,” haha
