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Eito: Mom is missing. Where is she?

Eisuke: how would I know? You think I havea tracker on her or something?

Eito: well, don't you?

Eisuke:

Eisuke: yea, hold on.

Me @ my multiple personalities every morning as we gather to decide which one will prevail for the rest of the day

MC being pissed after a fight with her Otome-Husband

Child: Mom, what is an orgasm?

MC: How should I know, ask your father.

Me to every 2d husbando i played till now:

"You look like my first husband"

2d husbando:

"You were married before?"

Me:

"No"

Leon: the dead sea is the saltiest thing on the earth...

Leon, to Scorpio: ...next to you and your salty ass

Ota: Baba is 80% theif, 20% old and 100% womaniser

Soryu: that's 200%

Baba: I'm twice the man you'll ever be

Soryu: did you make a mistake? The correct sentence would be 'im twice the idiot you'll ever be'

Mamoru, smirking: so Soryu you agree that your 100% and idiot?

Soryu: *knows he fxcked up* ...

Luke: birth certificates are just receipts for people

Ota:

Hishikura:

Soryu: how and where can I return Baba?

Luke: what's your favourite spice?

Rhion: cinnamon!

Mamoru: salt

Baba: cyanide!

Everyone:...

Baba: why are you all staring at me like that?

Soryu: how the fxck are you not dead yet?

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