Jul 30, 2023
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oh boy i’m breaking my own heart with this kuroo piece
".....You look terrible, Archer."
not expecting his boss to suddenly waltz into his office, especially with his door closed, the Executive startles a bit, though he thankfully didn’t drop or spill his glass of bourbon. surprise shifts into confusion, as he regards Giovanni with a puzzled expression, glancing between himself, the drink and his reflection in the screen of his computer. huh, he looked fine as far as he could tell ? he wasn’t even drunk, yet.
❝ well, that’s odd, because I feel fine, Sir. more than fine, actually. but I’m … sorry, I guess ? I finished the work load for today, so you don’t need to worry about any delays. ❞
“You talk so much shit, I don’t know whether to give you a breath mint or toilet paper.”
--Alice Liddell, to Doctor Bumby
Well that stings a little
Jokes...
A man seeks out the services of a witch doctor to help him get a woman he's in love with... Man: I'm in love with a woman and- Witch Doctor: $200 Man: What? Witch Doctor: The price is 200 dollars to fall in love Man: But I don't want to FALL in love, I want her to fall in love with me! Witch Doctor: Mister, I am a Witch Doctor, not a plastic surgeon. Man: What? But you supposed to be able to make the girl fall in love with me! Witch Doctor: With the way you looking you need help that I can't even provide. Man: But I have good money and- Witch Doctor: I never see bad money yet Man: But... Witch Doctor: And with the way you looking that woman would pay big money NOT to fall in love with you
people made jokes about my death?