#overwatch shitposting

[scrimbloart]

Forgot to post this thing from who knows how long ago anyways those of you who asked for this know your crimes now enjoy

[akoiromanticstudent]

[maximumcatfeels]

You know how the majority of Sigma’s skins have him wearing thick, heavy looking bands around his ankles?

For people who can’t control gravity, those things would make walking extremely difficult and labor intensive, diminishing the effectiveness of any escape attempts.

But while Sigma is definitely a prisoner of Talon, He also fucking floats above the ground, so I like to think that the thick bands are more used to help him remember that feet should point towards the ground. (If he’s used to micro or zero gravity, then “ground” and “down” can become nebulous concepts...)

Anyway, I just really want a scene where OW is berating Moira for putting such heavy things on Sigmas ankles like he’s a prisoner, and Moira just says “ok, take them off and see what happens”.

So they do, and then Sigma spends most of his day incredibly confused about which way is up without a physical reminder, and ends up walking on the ceiling or walls several times before OW gives up and puts them back on while Moira just laughs.

[your-overwatch-fangirl]

Baptiste: In a galaxy far, far away...

Bastion: *chirping the Star Wars theme*

Sigma: *smiling while eating popcorn and listening to Baptiste*

[sintrup]

[kiryuva]

me: i’m going to take a break from overwatch. i think i went a little bit overboard bef-

jeff: 

me: 

[not-angry-just-disappointed]

Okay right

So has anyone noticed this before? As soon as Sigma was released I was thinking "Hey, his projectiles look familiar..."

His projectiles are literally just Waboba Moon Balls. Man just chucks bouncy balls at people. Makes sense they'd be moon ones, he is an astrophysicist.

[bushelofmuses]

McCree players: gonna ult the shit out of this team

Me, playing sombra and ready to stalk him to his hiding spot, solo ult him when he starts his ult to make him lose it, teabag, and then teleport away, leaving him alive and knowing that I could care less about his life, but only that I wanted to embarrass the shit out of him by denying him the potg team kill:

McCree players:

@plethora-of-souls