Could you write dads!Crowley & Aziraphale with a toddler!reader who’s a bit like Bingo from Bluey.
Father figures!Aziraphale & Crowley x toddler!reader
Fandom: Good omens
gn!reader, toddler!reader, no use of y/n
A/N: It's been too long since I've gotten a GO request </3 I love the ineffable father figures. (Also Bingo is so cute I love her sm)
The two of them already had some experience in childcare after their 11 years taking care of Warlock. You were different, though. Warlock was an assignment, you were so much more.
You would definitely be spoiled. Neither one of them would be able to stand seeing you upset, and you'd definitely get to see a softer side to both of them than anyone else does.
You'd definitely be a good kid, though. Both of your fathers cared deeply for the world around you and made sure you appreciated what you had. (To the extent someone as young as you could, anyways).
Aziraphale would be your Papa and Crowley would be your Dad or Dada.
Whenever you're never denied a hug or cuddle from either one of them. Doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing, all you need to do is look up at one of them with your big eyes and outstretched arms and they'd scoop you up.
They'd both sit with you and play games. There may or may not even be a couple miracles involved to make you giggle.
You'd love going to the park to feed the ducks. You just wouldn't understand why the animals wouldn't let you pet them.
If you're prone to tantrums they'd take you to a side room and sit with you while you cool off. They'd redirect you from anything destructive but allow you to get your emotions out. Once you're done you'd have a conversation about why it happened.
Your favorite animal would be a snake. While they would try to tell you wild snakes were dangerous Crowley wouldn't be able to resist indulging you by shifting.
Crowley would definitely tease you. Because of him you'd be fluent in sarcasm before most other kids even knew what the word meant. He and Aziraphale would also have very different rules on swearing and when it was allowed.
Neither one of them would be able to tolerate most kids music, so although you'd get nursery rhymes and whatnot, you'd definitely be raised on a mix of Queen and classical music.
They'd both be so protective of you it would verge into possessiveness. Someone help the poor soul who dared to hurt you in any way.
For obvious reasons you wouldn't be raised particularly religious, but you were told there was a god. You wouldn't find out the truth about their identities until you were old enough to keep a secret.
They'd rarely leave you under anyone else's watch. The only people they really trusted with you would be Anathema, Maggie & Nina.
They'd definitely indulge you in any hobby you wanted to learn. Even if you only took a few lessons before quitting, even if it was way out of your age range, they'd find something close enough to let you try.
You'd always be encouraged to question the world around you. There was no such thing as a stupid question in your household, and the answer was never "because I said so".
Aziraphale would definitely encourage you to try new foods. He wouldn't force you to eat something you knew you wouldn't like, but you were required to at least try something when it was offered.
Aziraphale would always have some of your favorite snacks on his person, just in case. Crowley would prefer to miracle some up if need be.
Crowley would still drive above the speed limit, yet slower than normal. Precious cargo, after all. You'd love the feeling of zipping down a road, though.
You would be both his and Aziraphale's whole world. It wouldn't matter if you were human or supernatural like they were, they'd be your fathers, and no one, not even God herself, would be able to argue otherwise.













