Beautifullest softest babey ever vs disgusting mailman
Speedpaint/flats/sketches/rant/everything under the cut
Some small details for fun :3
Angel:
Spamton made Angel's dress! Usually, living in the dump, you don't come across anything.. well, new, or nice, but he wanted to give her something pretty. So he found strips of fabric and sewed them together (badly) so she could have something other than a plain, tattered thing.
She is based off a praying mantis.. kinda. She has mandibles that she hides under her little face-ear-wing-things because it "makes her look scary" (her thoughts). As she grows, she molts, and her abdomen gets longer, she grows wings, and sprouts a second pair of arms!
Her 'tennas are suuuuuper sensitive and pick up frequencies, allowing her to read the people around her.. literally. She can pick up on the thoughts of other people. It makes her nervous. One of them broke at a young age.
Her name is actually Evangeline P. Spamton(-Tenna)
(The P stands for Penny. And slash or, Pipis. Its open to interpretation, Spamton calls her both)
Spamton:
His name is "Patches", actually
Basically, Spamton never gave Tenna the Pipis. He hadn't actually even had it yet. He actually has it sometime after the phone/contract fiasco and before getting kicked our of Queens mansion. So he literally has nothing when his baby hatches, other than some newspaper in a dumpster, and a freshly-transformed, acid-soaked body. It is not a good year for him.
Rather than in alleyways, he lives underneath the city in a series of tunnels, where he can safely hide his rapidly-growing baby from Queen, who never stops searching for him. But its hard!! And dangerous!! And most nights he doesnt have enough food for them both to eat!!!
So he's forced to take on a new name and attempt to make some cash, selling used bits of junk and gadgets, scamming people all over the city, and stealing. At times, he has to turn to the Addisons (who are his siblings) for help, which they do begrudgingly, because of his baby.
Basically everyone pelts Spamton with rocks. All the time. From every angle.
He's still wearing the shoe and sock from his dressing room in TV World. The shoe is too big for him. None of his clothes fit well and are constantly falling apart.
He's a wreck btw. Both my Spams are schizoaffective, neither of them cope.
Oh back to details btw
He's technically missing an eye. Can't see through it + it's often times crooked
He's missing a tooth
He is part bird and his wings are ruined, plus he plucks them.
His joints are rusty and hardly work most days.
His body is 90% plush and 5% mold
He's trying his best.
Sketches!!!!!
Obligatory awkward lanky tweenage phade
Shes ugly and will not look like that in final I SWEAR
