Kinda busy with commission, but i made this random thing bc i think these two wold probably stares at each other and then fight like two cats lmao (especially if they were with their babies)
If you dont have too many requests, how would the slashers react to being given some baked good by the nurse? I feel like some would love it and others would just be like "is this poison? Are you poisoning me?"
PENNYWISE
For Pennywise and Penny, meat pies are in order. They would throw up anything else. Pennywise would appreciate the gesture and devour that meat pie in one big gulp. He loves goat meat the most and enjoys the taste of it. Unfortunately, he’s not exactly the most expressive when it comes to compliments.
"Good thing you brought me that pie, or you would have been dinner."
But you would still find a normal cherry pie on your windowsill later. Pennywise would deny all allegations that it was him, but you would still know by the way he enjoys watching YOU eat the pie he brought you.
PENNY
Penny would stare at it, sniff it, lick it then open his mouth as wide as he can get it to devour that meat pie. Penny’s tastes are far more…exotic than his brother. He enjoys the taste of reindeer or hart meat the best.
He likes wild beasts and the rarest the better. To be honest, he’s quite the picky eater. So he would be far less easy to please than his brother. But would still thank you with a great big smile if he knew you had baked him something.
"YAY! THANK YOU!" *proceeds to give your cheek a loud smack* (Ignore the drool and the obvious fact that he would have preferred a piece of you in that pie. 😅)
ARTHUR FLECK
Arthur would take your hand and kiss the back of it. "Thank you, sweetie. You know how much I enjoy these sweet treats."
Arthur has a sweet tooth. But when he lived with his mother, he didn’t dare buy anything too sweet because his mother would blame him for wasting money. After a while, eating became less and less a pleasure and more of a tedious duty than anything else.
But with you, he started enjoying the taste of things again. You were too worried about his obvious lack of interest in food and had made sure to make him try everything you did.
Actually, you were quite proud of the little weight he had put on thanks to you. ☺️
JACK TORRANCE
"For me?" He would looked down at the snickerdoodle cookies in front of him and smile. He was such a sucker for these when he was a kid. Couldn’t believe you had actually remembered that.
"Thanks, darlin’." He took one bite and chewed loudly in appreciation. "Oh yeah…That’s the stuff."
Happiest man on earth. He would literally kill for another batch of those. He would of course be your first regular customer and taste tester.
Would also sniff around the kitchen the moment you step inside to see if there’s anything he can steal. 😏
BO SINCLAIR
"…What ya makin’, darlin’?" Bo would 100% come snooping around. But unlike Jack Torrance, Bo is scared shitless of Michael, and since the kitchen is usually Michael’s territory he would stay at the door and just try to sneak a peak. 😂
One day, you made an apple pie for him and Vincent. But what he ABSOLUTELY loved was the fact that you had made sure to make two sides different with a little more apples for him and more cinnamon for Vincent.
You had actually made sure to remember that the twins have different tastes. Vincent was happy to have more flavor and Bo was happy to find more crunch under his teeth.
But when you tried to leave, Bo didn’t hesitate before grabbing you and sitting you down on his lap. "Nah…where ya goin’? Gotta taste your own creation, missy/mister."
NORMAN BATES
Norman is usually the man of the house. He cleans, bakes and takes care of everything. One day you wanted to reward him and decided to bake something from his special baking recipe book.
You found the recipe for a decadent chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate ganache. Death by chocolate. Literally.
You baked it and served it to him. He stared at it for a moment before kissing your wrist in thanks and dug in.
…You didn’t expect it when you suddenly saw him tear up.
You thought it was really bad, but he quickly wiped his tears away and whispered. "It’s delicious. I just…It makes me think of what my mother used to bake. I have tried many times to replicate it…but you managed to do it perfectly. Thank you, my dove."
BRAHMS AND JASON
Brahms and Jason have the exact same palate. They’re food brothers. They are chocolate chip cookies’ biggest fans.
Problem would be…these boys are BIG EATERS.
Meaning to feed one, you would need at least 50 cookies each. And even then? You are not sure they would last the day. They don’t know the meaning of tomorrow.
They see or smell baked goods? It’s over for you. They’ll be following you all over the hospital like puppies expecting treats.
But the good side is…once they are done eating, they usually take long naps. So they wouldn’t really be any trouble. But then again, they could also just grab you and make you their shared plushie for the rest of the afternoon. Depends on the day.
MICHAEL MYERS
Michael would stare at the baked good you made for him and just look at you curiously—as if asking ‘that’s for me?’. He would then enjoy the sweet treat—no matter what. See…with Michael it is hard to have an opinion.
Because first of all he is the master of poker face, and second even if it was bad he would lie to you. Because you made that for him, you poured your heart and soul into it.
You thought of him while making it.
He would eat that up, even if it was disgusting and tell you that it is the best thing he’s ever eaten in his life.
FREDDY KRUEGER
Freddy…Freddy would eat a slice of pizza he found on the street and tell you it’s gourmet. He quite literally one day ate a full bag of rotten eggs to prank Jason by burping loudly next to him.
Serve him a shoe on a plate, he will eat the shoe and the plate.
But he would also appreciate you actually baking something for him. "Thanks, sweetheart! Loved that banana bread."
PATRICK BATEMAN
"…It’s not terrible." That’s it.
That’s all you’ll get from Patrick.
He thinks sugar is a waste of calories and if you baked him something even savoury he would only take one bite (if he took any) before going to the gym all day. Sorry. 😢
Requested: general relationship headcanons with 1990!Pennywise
Warnings: gender neutral reader, sfw AND nsfw, mentions of Penny's murderous nature, it's pronouns are it/it's AND he/him, no mentions of reader's genetalia
Note: I decided to do this request sooner since the other two I have are going to take much more time (I have big plans on them) so yeah everyone who sent me requests please don't worry I remember about you!! 💋
SFW
• You probably met while he was trying to scare you. In it's manner it took the form of your worst fears but made a mistake of cracking some bad joke that pushed the surreality of it to the point of no return and made you laugh.
• On the topic of jokes - they're all disgustingly old and unfunny for most people. Puns and category-B anecdotes, most of the times very vulgar. Just good ol' dad jokes, y'know?
• Since he loves a good laugh he WILL sometimes outright make fun of you. Not for something serious, but when you make some silly mistakes or say something it finds absurd.
• He's a smoker. If you smoke too - it will sometimes give you a snark lecture about how smoking is bad for your health. If not - well... good luck, your whole house will smell like cigarettes.
• He won't show up in public with you as your partner like ever. As something visible only to you? Definitely. To mess with you and to look from afar at what you're doing. A silent hint that he will never leave you.
• You could definitely call it romantic in it's own twisted way. It could kill someone, find a ring on the dead body's hand, take it and go straight to your house to kneel before you and slide the ring on your finger, smudging your hand with stranger's blood.
• You will see lots of different bodyparts. It knows that it probably weirds you out, but that's the whole point! It will bring you someone's eyes because it found their eyecolor exceedingly beautiful. It will throw someone's already decaying hand at you when you least expect it. It will put a human skull on your kitchen table with a candle melted poetically on top of it. Sometimes you wonder if he just stores other's parts in it's layer and makes those plans to torture you in advance.
• There will be blood, a lot of it. Don't leave a glass of water for night unsupervised, or it will be replaced with thick, stinky rotten blood!
• You know what will also be there? Balloons. Lots of colorful ones, with all kinds of messages on thim - from little hearts covering them polka dot style to long elaborate love letters written in finest text. But it's not always as sweet as it seems at first! Imagine coming home from work exhausted and finding you bedroom filled with them floor to ceiling.
• The hugs from Penny are always the best despite him being a fucking menace. He's really soft, almost fluffy to touch and it's not about the costume.
• Overall his appearance completely contradicts both the way it acts and the way it's personality's like. But his smell? It completely matches his clown form. Still with eerie hints of dust, rot and something like swamp mud, he smells of caramel popcorn, balloon latex and something else generally sweet that you can't really name.
• He looks like a clown most of the time and seems really attached to this form. It only changes it's appearance around you when it's feeling extremely naughty or too hungry to hold back from scaring you.
• He LOVES kissing your face and leaving red marks all over your skin. He will also deliberately give you long, deep kisses on the lips just to see you get dizzy and flustered.
• Biting is also his way of both showing affection and tasting you. He will openly and in detail tell about wanting to devour you literally and figuratively, interrupting it with sinking it's sharp teeth in you shoulder, thigh or stomach area, never in places that could be seen by anyone else, licking off your blood afterwards.
• He loves just watching you do stuff. It will sit in the kitchen while you cook dinner, most likely smoking and telling you something. Maybe something he saw other people do or some disgusting details about it's hunting. It's a gossip girl for real.
NSFW
• When it comes to sex he's gentle enough to just not break you. Here's when it's mockery takes it's toll. All sorts of degrading names said with the most loving and adoring tone.
• His most beloved things to call you are probably something like "toy", "pet" or "airhead". Anything to put the barrier between you and him that indicates the distinction between you. You're just a human, it's prey if you will, and he is the Apex Predator, the Eater of Worlds that could easily destroy you but chooses to not do it.
• He loves edging you. Not letting you cum until you start whining and begging him to let you. Won't let you touch yourself either - he's the master of your pleasure and the one to decide if you earned it.
• The easiest way to please him is to work with your mouth. You have to know how to work both with a cock and a pussy, it doesn't like to be too consistent about how it's private parts look. If he's in the right mood you could see the wildest mix of the two.
• He enjoys just touching you. Randomly groping and squeezing your ass and gently petting your waist and putting it's hands on your thighs and grabbing your wrists to restrain you.
• It also applies to more harsh means of physical contact. He can easily grab you by your hair or give you a light slap on the face, just enough to leave a red mark.
•Spanking is also it's thing. He may not wear belts but he will have one just to lay you down on the bed and give you a couple dozens of slaps. Sometimes, when he's feeling extremely naughty he will keep going until there's blood showing, to then lick it off and praise you for taking it so well.
• Seeing you suffocate brings him another level of pleasure. The way you gasp for air and your face becomes reddish and the tears swelling up in your eyes.
• It will accept any and all of your kinks, although he may use it as another way to degrate you. No matter what he loves seeing you satisfied.
• Most of the time it doesn't take off it's suit. Why bother complicate things when it doesn't need to? But if you ask nice enough he will open it's naked physical body to you. It's just as ghostly pale as his face and let's just say, he's chubby and pretty hairy (yes it's body hair is as red as the hair on it's head). Not enough to cross the "bear" territory though.
• No matter how hard he tries to hide it he enjoys when you touch him while he's like that. It's most sensitive areas are his inner thighs and his belly. Gentle touches and rubs and kisses all drive him insane especially when he's right after another hunt.
• Secretly it loves when you're as rude towards it as it is towards you. Don't be too shy to slap him, grab his thick ass and bite him, he can handle all of it, even much more than you could ever handle.
• He will encourage you to be vocal. Anything is good - moans, squeals, confessions of love or outright screams wether they be filled with pleasure or pain.
• When you're obviously not in the mood and when you ask him outright he is exceedingly gentle. On those days it will be just regular passionate sex with nothing extreme or gross.
• There's always aftercare. Just silently laying with hugs and kisses, maybe some tv show running in the background, his hands wrapped around you in a tight hug.
