#pfffffffffffffffft

[rennyrose]

stubble/peach fuzz/facial hair in general does not actually grow back darker if shaved - just feels rougher due to now blunt tips of the hairs

Ah :(

[rikatatsumi]

WHY Y’ALL RELIVING JOHN CENA’S EMBARRASSMENT JDFD;LSKAJFDLAS;FDS

[metawohoo]

Honestly the biggest kick I've gotten out of watching The Collector so far is that Gabriel and his wife basically travelled overseas; stole an ancient book, two powerful artefacts, and possibly burned down a temple all while incognito; came back; and immediately set to incorporating their stolen goods' symbols into their home decor. Like. Not for any particular reason or anything. Just. For shits and giggles. ...These two are made for each other and also REALLY need therapy.

Outside of the minor detail that the temple seems to have been destroyed when Fu was young, that is an amazing summary and I’m weeping with laughter.

[adflicte]

wrathvs replied to your post: -spritzes Reaper with water- Down boy.

gabe voice: you want some fuck

Bend over

[graveycrd]

i can’t believe bod’s ex is a vampire who likes to pretend she faked her climax when he went down on her like c’mon YEAH RIGHT

[dumbass-effect]

So Nintendo just casually said they’re working on a core RPG Pokemon game for the Switch

Hahahaha

I’m gonna end up buying a Switch

[nerdqueenmari]

scrotus

[rennyrose]

Ok please tell my why is Boris so cute because I can't explain it to my heart

Cause he’s a bonafied Good Boy™️