sms → tba
phoenix: haha that's cute
phoenix: i'm not an idiot
phoenix: i know you're just using me to get famous
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sms → tba
phoenix: haha that's cute
phoenix: i'm not an idiot
phoenix: i know you're just using me to get famous
OPEN STARTER || PHOENIX
based: x
It had been exactly ELEVEN DAYS AND THIRTEEN HOURS since Phoenix had left his comfortable apartment in LA and gone on the road. Why ? Well, he had “ got a restless spell ” as Sinatra put it so eloquently, plus his movie-star dad was up to his old antics again, and Phoenix simply had no interest in dealing with all that. That’s the story of him ending up in a diner in the small town of St. Helena. His next destination ? Hmm. Phoenix turned the page in his journal and kept on scribbling. After a couple of minutes, he was distracted by a man practically shouting his lungs out at someone. He turned around to see who the recipient of the man’s foul words was. A young girl who he assumed was a waitress, and the guy was her boss ? her boyfriend ? “ Excuse me ” he called out to the waitress, raising his hand. He just wanted a coffee refill, but none of them seemed to hear him. “ ‘Scuse me, hello ! ” he called out louder, his gaze fixed on the yelling man.
I'm sick. I need cookies and sex to cheer me up.
I haven't had sex since last year.
I'm so desperate and horny right now, I'd let Ellen take me from behind.
Why hasn't cable created a Victoria Secret's channel yet?
Phoenix: Are you still coming over
Phoenix: because I ordered pizza and stuff
Phoenix: And I really feel like watching movies
"Wait....You what?!" She's in a bit of shock right now, she'll need you to repeat that.