#pitofvypers

[bloodlesson]

Starter for @pitofvypers

It's like every other week, the man seated at a table, glass of wine in hand as his eyes scan across the crowds of patrons behind his tinted lenses. Someone pretty, but also clearly common. Just in case things went south, there wouldn't be too much of a fuss.

Yet, it isn't his usual type that his gaze pauses on. An elven man, or perhaps half-elven is standing to the side, against the wall, seemingly also scanning the crowd. Maybe to find whoever he wished to bed for the night, given the location. There's something else though, something that piques an interest he isn't quite certain of.

He stares, unashamed, until the others eyes meet his and then he offers a teasing smile and a batting of white lashes as he takes another sip of his wine. Usually, that's enough, if not... he wasn't above adding a little charm into his gaze.

[bloodtwin]

BAG  OF  BONES      ;      𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐍   𝐏𝐒𝐘𝐂𝐇𝐎.

                                     ╰┈➤       @pitofvypers

▊  &&.    ❝   you   think   i’m   dumb,   don’t   you .ᐣ   ❞   (modern  au  >:3)

            PUCK'S   BOTTOM   LIP   SPLITS   AS  HER  MOUTH  UNHINGES,   &    a  hyena's  cackle  breaches  containment.  A  few  disgruntled  heads  turn  to  stare  for  a  moment. One head stares for too long. Puck clears her throat, awkwardly turning to keep her face from view. 

            Oops. Not a good time to get recognized.

Puck's  hand  reaches  to  wipe  at  the  blood,  smearing  it  against  lipstick  &  dry  skin.  Her  other  hand  cards  through  the  convenience  store's  limited  selection  of  chapstick. 

           ❝      Yeah,  I  do,      ❞      he  snickers,  lowering his voice to an appropriate volume.  He  grabs  a  random  tube  of  chapstick  —  sure,  that  one  works  —  &  points  it  at  Vyper.

           ❝      You  saw  a  strange  man  with  a  dog  tail  doing  lines  in  the  public  restroom  &  thought,  ❛  yeah,  I  want  some  of  whatever  that  guy's  having.  ❜     ❞     

( Not  that  Puck  is  any  smarter.  He  was  the  strange  man  with  a  dog  tail  doing  lines  in  the  public  restroom,  after  all. )

           ❝      Then  you  came  with  him  to,  allegedly,  get  chapstick  &  cigarettes.      ❞     

Puck  turns,  hand  on  her  hip  now.  Vyper  is  tall,  but  Puck  is  taller,  so  she  gets  to  squint  down  at  him. 

           ❝      I  could  be  an  ax  murderer,  or  something.      ❞     

Well,  she's  certainly  something.  Then  again,  maybe  Vyper  is  an  ax  murderer,  and  she  just  let  him  tag  along.  Maybe  they're  both  dumb.

[fagstarion]

--- SUNBATHING! A truly novel concept, for a vampire. Astarion had long since forgotten how the sun felt warming his skin; in fact, the last time he'd even seen the sun had been after a particularly nasty incident with Cazador. It had burned, then. A stinging, torturuous kind of burning that made him feel as if his skin - his very bones - would crumble away into ash. How novel it is, then, to be stretched out across a rock, eyes closed as he basks in the sun's glow.

Vyper lays next to him, tail flicking occasionally. Astarion lets out a soft sigh, much like a purring cat. "I must admit, my scaly friend - I hate this roughing it business, but this I could get used to." / @pitofvypers

[bloodtwin]

🌊 :3 - @pitofvypers

BAG   OF   BONES    ;    NON-ROMANTIC  SHIPPING  GUIDE.

             ╰┈➤    @pitofvypers

bold  =  absolutely,  italics  =  maybe,  strikethrough  =  never.  (s)  =  sender,  (r)  =  receiver.

FAMILIAL

blood  relatives  //  half  relatives  //  step  relatives  //  adoptive  relatives  //  found  family  //  (s)  is  a  parent(al  figure)  to  (r)  //  (r)  is  a  parent(al  figure)  to  (s)  //  (s)  is  an  older  sibling  to  (r)  //  (r)  is  an  older  sibling  to  (s)  //  our  characters  were  raised  as  siblings  together  //  our  characters  are  cousins  //  (s)  is  a  sibling  (figure)  to  (r)'s  parent  //  (r)  is  a  sibling  (figure)  to  (s)'s  parent

PLATONIC

childhood  friends  //  family  friends  //  teenage  friends  //  university  friends  //  work  friends  //  adult  friends  //  new  or  recent  friends  //  best  friends  //  queerplatonic  //  friends  who  live  together  //  friends  through  circumstance  //  exes  to  friends  //  enemies  to  friends  //  (s)  previously  had  feelings  for  (r)  //  (r)  previously  had  feelings  for  (s)

ANTAGONISTIC

frenemies  //  rivals  //  friends  to  enemies  //  exes  to  enemies  //  family-based  //  work-based  //  circumstance-based  //  misunderstanding-based  //  ideology-based  //  (s)  betrayed  (r)  //  (r)  betrayed  (s)  //  (s)  believes  (r)  is  a  villain  //  (r)  believes  (s)  is  a  villain  //  (s)  is  a  former  villain  //  (r)  is  a  former  villain  //  (s)  is  actively  antagonizing  (r)  //  (r)  is  actively  antagonizing  (s)

GENERAL

coworkers  //  frequent  the  same  locations/cross  paths  often  //  grumpy  &  sunshine  //  share  a  brain  cell  //  begrudgingly  connected  //  hot  &  cold  //  straight  man  &  funny  man  //  opposites  attract  //  other  not  specified

specific  dynamic(s)  i'd  like  to  see  between  our  muses  not  specified  :

one  of  them  is  the  other's  drug  dealer  i  think

[deathratled]

[ADMIRE] sender wordlessly stares at receiver. - @pitofvypers (pathfinder verse... though i guess if its vyper staring at you it's probably a lot more sinister than admiration. lmao)

The cleric can feel the eyes on him, something he's keenly aware of. He briefly wonders if they know, somehow, but he's in plain clothes, all Sharran adornments stowed away. There was no way, so the thought was pushed aside.

It isn't as though he wasn't out, trying to catch attention, trying to pull in unfortunate souls. It was just that he hadn't even gotten that far yet. No matter. The elf plasters on a pleased look, and stalks over to the man.

"You're staring." He tilts his head, taking in the half-elfs appearance, not hiding the up and down flick of his eyes. Maybe even exaggerating it a bit. "Is there something you want?"

[bloodtwin]

[waving] fellow murder cultist! ~ vyper (pf verse) @pitofvypers

            ❝   THAT   IS   MISTER     fellow   murder   cultist  to  you.  ❞

           There is a pause as he regards the other self-proclaimed cultist.

            . . .    And then he  gives  a  pleasant  wave  in  return. ❝ Hiii~ ♥︎ ❞

@pitofvypers