#please do not ask

[silverwasafukintrainwreck]

super cool awesome poem i wrote /j

I fucking hate the beach

there’s sand everywhere

theres sand in my hair

theres sand inside my fucking phone

and the home button won’t work properly

theres sand EVERYWHERE

there were people there

i fucking hate people

stop staring at me

staring is gay. i hate the queers.

there was water

nothing wrong with the water

but a huge wave came and it fucking

dragged me across the sand

and now there’s

SAND EVERYWHERE

there was also this one

this one fuckass guys

who kept offering me weed

my brother in christ. who are you.

THERE WAS SAND IN THE WEED.

THAT IS INCREDIBKY

GAY

the beach. not good. 0/10

[thatssosol]

i miss when ship names used to be phrases based on the characteristics of the characters involved. for example i could name a couple of lads 'a bug in the code' and that would be really appropriate but instead these days it'd just be called jonalex

[purelillies]

“ i can’t believe radagon gave birth to crabs ( and lobsters ) “

[v3t0m0]

whats that one food you've only eaten once and refuse to eat again because when you ate it you were in a desperate time and needed food, any kind of food at all?

for me its Welch's Fruit Snacks and Stale Focaccia.

[onedumbclown]

I will not explain myself!! I mean I could...

TW! Eyestrain

[mradministratorsir]

“It’s magically delicious.”

*explodes your head*

[speakswords]

This is hilarious timing I know, considering I just rose from the dead and started posting again like 2 days ago, but something devastating has just happened to me and I'm going back on hiatus. Leaving a bunch of queued kl posts for you all to enjoy tho.

[catboynecromancer]

Despite writer's block, I got 1k of kmam written and I'm feeling like :')!!!!